[1594] in Humor
HUMOR CLASSIC: Ready! Fire! Aim!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Sep 11 10:29:00 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 10:17:41 EDT
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 1996 23:39:35 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Karen Kienitz (415)725-5817" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
From: Colin Fisk <fisk@connectix.com>
From: Rob Westergaard <wester@connectix.com>
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target
area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the
rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the
end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the
target area: "It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your
end!"
