[1581] in Humor
HUMOR: Why?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Aug 30 10:36:28 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 30 Aug 1996 10:28:12 EDT
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 1996 23:00:44 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Paul Farley <72253.3153@CompuServe.COM>
From: Laine Tammer, INTERNET:lainet@verilink.com
>From JIM_COMERFORD@HP-France-om1.om.hp.com Wed Aug 14 05:17:49 1996
Thoughts to ponder
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out
of the water?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they
still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket
signs?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be
thrown away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers
aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
