[1565] in Humor
HUMOR: Letters to Dear Abby
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Aug 19 10:59:57 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 19 Aug 1996 10:54:39 EDT
Date: Sun, 18 Aug 1996 18:31:46 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Mike Beyries <mbeyries@netmanage.com>
Funny Letters to Dear Abby...
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DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?
CURIOUS
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....I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not
even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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....I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.
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....I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.
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....My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour
every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
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....I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
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My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her
mental pause.
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I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer.
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DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?
KAY
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's
still chasing women. Any suggestions?
ANNIE
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he
ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
