[1551] in Humor
HUMOR: Memorable Patents
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Aug 8 10:31:56 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 08 Aug 1996 09:52:32 EDT
Date: Wed, 07 Aug 1996 17:37:43 EDT
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: davelew@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 07 Aug 1996 15:51:00 EDT
I recently had nothing to do at work, so I had my computer search
for every patent in the last 20 years involving condoms. Here are some of the
amazing, amusing results:
Patent # 5,490,525 a condom that can be built into a piece of clothing
Patent # 5,471,998 a condom holder for use in applying a condom onto a penis
Patent # 5,458,114 a micro-condom, covering only the head of the penis
Patent # 5,429,141 an automatic condom, I'm not sure how this works, but
apparently it puts a condom on you whenever you get a boner.
Patent # 5,413,117 a squeegee action condom, leaves your penis clean & dry by a
"squeegee or wiping action" when you remove the condom
Patent # 5,377,692 a condom with built in vibrator
Patent # 5,353,811 a trap to be used by women who think they might be raped. A
cylindrical device with spikes and blades on its inside,
designed to damage a would-be rapists penis.
--Waldo
