[1518] in Humor
HUMOR: Office Dirt
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jul 12 11:44:37 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 11:26:37 EDT
Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 11:12:55 -0500
From: rhopper@wesleyan.edu (Rick Hopper)
>From: "Robert H. Wolff" <WOLFF@A1.TCH.HARVARD.EDU>
>Subject: Office Dirt
>--------------------------------------
>Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office .....But Aren't
>
>10. I need to whip it out by 5!
>9. Mind if I use your laptop?
>8. Put that in my box before I leave.
>7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
>6. I want it on my desk .....now!
>5. Hmmmm .....I think it's out of fluid.
>4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
>3. It's an entry-level position.
>2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
>1. It's not fair ....I do all the work while he just sits back
>
