[1509] in Humor
HUMOR: I'm in it for the sex & cash
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Mon Jul 8 15:07:51 1996
Date: Mon, 08 Jul 1996 14:58:41 -0500
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Excerpted from a Reuter news story:
"Out of every 100 people who claim to have information on UFOs,
six are legitimate, 50 are after either sex or cash, and the rest
have mental illnesses"
-Private UFO Investigator Bill McDonald
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