[1504] in Humor
HUMOR CLASSIC: dog tale
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Jul 1 23:32:51 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 01 Jul 1996 23:24:04 EDT
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 1996 00:11:35 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Subject: dog tale. [sorry.]
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 1996 14:05:01 -0400 (EDT)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Forwarded-by: Peter Langston <psl@wolfenet.com>
Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu (Jennifer L Michael)
A man with a dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. The
bartender says "Hey! You can't bring that German shepherd in here." The
man says "But this is a Seeing Eye dog!" To which the bartender says,
"Well, OK, then I guess it can stay."
After a while, the man and the German shepherd get up to leave. As they
go out the door, they meet another man with a Chihuahua about to go in.
The first man says "The bartender won't like you bringing that dog in
here, but if you can convince him it's a seeing eye dog then it'll be OK".
The second man looks dubiously at his tiny Chihuahua, thinks a few
seconds, then thanks the first man and goes on in.
The bartender says "Hey! You can't bring that Chihuahua in here!". The
man stares straight ahead and exclaims "What! They sold me a Chihuahua?"
