[1487] in Humor
HUMOR: Talking Frogs
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jun 20 22:37:54 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 22:26:35 EDT
Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 12:54:41 EDT
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 14:49:46 EDT
From: Mike Silvestro <msilvest@MIT.EDU>
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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog is real cool."
