[1437] in Humor
HUMOR: Yoda Speak
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed May 15 13:51:14 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 13:41:21 EDT
From: bales@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 15 May 96 13:11:05 -0400
From rec.humor.funny
>
>Here's an original (to my best knowledge) by Donald Simmons that was
>posted to a kind of strange thread on ncsu.general...
>
>[Note - posted with Andy Simmons' permission. My thanks to him - ed.]
>
>====================
>}From: dasimmon@unity.ncsu.edu (Donald Andrew Simmons)
>}Subject: Re: Yoda Grammar
>
>In article <4l01ke$ivr@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>Ravi K. Swamy <rkswamy@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>Ever wonder if there are others of Yoda's race, and if they speak the
>>>same way?
>>
>>Oh, the horror.
>
>Imagine the yoda-men in the office, around the water cooler.
>
>Yoda 1: Hello, Bill.
>Yoda 2: Morning, Hank.
>Yoda 1: Finish that proposal, you did?
>Yoda 2: Yes, finally. Quite a chore, it was.
>Yoda 1: That Henderson, he is a slave driver, eh?
>Yoda 2: Yes. To kick his ass I'd like. "There is no try, only do."
> Asshole he is.
>
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