[1424] in Humor
HUMOR: Career Options
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon May 6 15:30:32 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 06 May 1996 15:01:06 EDT
Also lifted, without permission, from Janet Cahn's delightful home page: (see
http://cahn.www.media.mit.edu/people/cahn/jc-home).
-Drew
Bag Lady Academia
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* Hang out in libraries * Hang out in libraries
* Lots of fresh air * Never see the sun
* Garbage cans * Vending machines
* Sleep anywhere * Sleep anywhere (see: libraries)
* Talk incoherently * Talk incoherently
* Collect interesting pieces of * Collect interesting pieces of
paper paper
* Engage in impassioned debates * Engage in impassioned debates
with space aliens in their with people who have never
native dialects left MIT
* Wear all my favorite clothes * Never a fashion slave
at once!
* Invent the present * Plagiarize
* Shopping carts * Filing cabinets
* Shelters * Conferences
* Magic things: pigeon feathers, * Ritual objects: signed pieces
a piece of string of paper, brass rats
* Research: are pebbles edible? * Research: can machines converse?
