[1409] in Humor
HUMOR: Cinderella...not as you remember it.
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Apr 25 23:27:10 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 23:20:56 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: jdaniel@MIT.EDU
From: Hilary B Osborne <hosborne@lynx.dac.neu.edu>
From: Eric Woodard <ewoodard>
>From msponhei Thu Apr 25 12:34:44 1996
From: marq@warwick.net
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 96 23:06:54 edt
Cinderella was all set to go to the huge ball, but she was having a
severe case of PMS. She was crabby and pissy and moody and generally
not in the partying spirit.
Well, her fairy-godmother again came to her rescue by providing Cinderella
with a magic tampon. The fairy-godmother said, "Put this in and your PMS
will be gone. Just remember, you have to be home by the stroke of
midnight or the magic tampon will turn into a pumpkin and that is gonna
be painful as hell to get out."
So, off Cinderella went to the ball in a great mood ready to dance the
night away. Midnight comes and goes, however, and no Cinderella. Her
fairy-godmother is worried to death. 1am, 2am, 3am and no sign of
Cinderella. Finally she comes home at 4am.
The fairy-godmother was distraught. "What on earth happened to you?" she
said. "What about the magic tampon? I've been worried sick about you!"
"Oh don't worry," Cinderella replied. "I met this really great guy named
Peter-Peter."
