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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (David Carroll)
Tue Apr 23 14:28:01 1996
Date: Tue, 23 Apr 1996 14:06:34 +0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: david@cotf.edu (David Carroll)
How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
(source unknown)
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
phone.
If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't
miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or
farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
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David Carroll Classroom of the Future
david@cotf.edu Wheeling, West Virginia
All opinions, ideas, or comments stated herein are SOLELY
those of David Carroll, and do not in ANY way reflect the
ideals or opinions of the Classroom of the Future or NASA
in any way. They are those of the author only. Thankya'
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Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the
sun, But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
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