[1387] in Humor
HUMOR: Cahin letter (NOT)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Apr 10 11:01:35 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 10:43:31 EDT
I'm not showing this one to my wife... :)
-Drew
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 00:28:22 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: fiachna@netcom.com (K'Ailsa Rowan)
Forwarded message:
>>
>> This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other
>> tired and discouraged women.
>> Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just
>> send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
>> tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and
>> lend him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and
>> add your name to the bottom of the list.
>> When your turn comes, you will receive 18,525 men. One of them is
>> bound to be better than the one you already have.
>> At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already
>> received 184 men, 8 of whom were worth keeping. Remember - this chain
>> letter brings luck. One woman's pit bull died, and the next day she
>> received an NFL offensive tackle. An unmarried Jewish woman living
>> with her widowed mother was able to choose between an orthodontist and
>> a successful gynecologist!!! You can be lucky too - but!!!
>> DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!!!!!!
>> One woman broke the chain and got her own son-of-a-b----h again.
>> WARNING: Several women with weak hearts have died from over
>> exertion. But what the heck - they died in bed, and they died happy.
>> After all, what have you got to lose.
>>
