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HUMOR: How to..
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Mar 26 19:07:59 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 18:54:45 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 23:46:01 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Mike Olson <mao@illustra.com>
Forwarded-by: sandra (Sandra Farkas)
How to Form Your Very Own Silicon Valley Startup
-- By Laura Lemay
Step 1: Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
Step 2: Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.
Step 3: Before the venture capitalist regains its wits, recite the
following incantation: "Internet! Electronic Commerce!
Distributed Enterprise-Enabled Applications! Java!"
Step 4: The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.
Step 5: In 18 months, go public.
Step 6: After you recieve your check, go back to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
Step 7: Climb it. Wait.
(Laura authored "How To Teach Yourself Web Publishing with HTML in a Week"
and "More...")
