[1313] in Humor
HUMOR: Woof, woof!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Feb 20 09:44:53 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 1996 09:37:44 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1996 18:31:01 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: rossix!rwc.dnet!apdma@openlink.one-o.com (Mary Ann Anthony)
Woof, woof!
A man who needed a secretary hung a sign in his window that said,
"Secretary wanted to file and type. Must be bi-lingual."
Within a few minutes, a dog came trotting into his office with
the sign in his mouth. At first the man was irritated that a
dog had somehow gotten into the building, so he tried to shoo
him away. The dog dropped the sign on the man's desk and said,
"Woof, woof!"
The man gave him a puzzled look and said, "Don't tell me you're
here about the secretary job!" The dog replied, "Woof, woof!"
Skeptically, the man said, "OK, here! See if you can file these
papers." The dog grabbed the papers in his mouth, and filed
them correctly in just a few minutes, trotted back to the man's
desk and said, "Woof, woof!"
The man was amazed, but not quite convinced, so he handed the
dog some notes and said, "Here, see if you can type this up."
The dog took the notes, typed up the paper, and dropped it on
the man's desk with another "Woof, woof!"
The man said, "Well, I'm convinced you can do the job, but the
sign says that you must be bi-lingual," to which the dog replied,
"Meow!"
