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HUMOR: Pentium Top 10
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Mar 9 16:08:39 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 94 15:16:15 EST
Date: Tue, 8 Mar 1994 17:08:27 -0700
From: matossian@aries.colorado.edu (Espacionaute Spiff domaine!)
Forwarded-by: jim@Tadpole.COM (Jim Thompson)
From: mr@tadpole.com (Mike Roche)
Top Ten Reasons Why I Need A Pentium.
10) Allows savings on winter heating bills.
9) Has super neat "Intel Inside" logo!
8) Fully supports all my 8088 programs.
7) Will let me start planning on filling my OverDrive socket so
it will go _real_ fast.
6) I'm helping an Intel Engineer through school.
5) I saw the Intel ads and I want to fly through my computer also.
4) I want to get one before Dilbert does.
3) Makes the girls think I'm a real computer stud.
2) I have too much money to buy a PowerMac.
1) Faster CPU helps get the annoying experience of running
Windows 3.X over with quicker!
