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HUMOR: Happy VD!

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Feb 14 10:32:09 1996

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 1996 10:23:43 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>

Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 16:40:14 -0700
From: mliberty@techreps.com (Merlyn Liberty)
Subject: funny valentine

The traditional valentine symbol is the heart, usually represented like this:


                 ******       ******
               **********   **********
             ************* *************
            *****************************
            *****************************
            *****************************
             ***************************
               ***********************
                 *******************
                   ***************
                     ***********
                       *******
                         ***
                          *




Why is this representation so popular?


Because no one wants to eat chocolate from a box that's shaped like this:

              |  \ \ | |/ /
              |  |\ `' ' /
              |  ;'aorta \      / , pulmonary
              | ;    _,   |    / / ,  arteries
      superior | |   (  `-.;_,-' '-' ,
     vena cava | `,   `-._       _,-'_
              |,-`.    `.)    ,<_,-'_, pulmonary
             ,'    `.   /   ,'  `;-' _,  veins
            ;        `./   /`,    \-'
            | right   /   |  ;\   |\
            | atrium ;_,._|_,  `, ' \
            |        \    \ `       `,
            `      __ `    \   left  ;,
             \   ,'  `      \,  ventricle
              \_(            ;,      ;;
              |  \           `;,     ;;
      inferior |  |`.          `;;,   ;'
     vena cava |  |  `-.        ;;;;,;'
              |  |    |`-.._  ,;;;;;'
              |  |    |   | ``';;;'  FL
                      aorta




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