[1295] in Humor
HUMOR: Nice Pigs!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Feb 9 10:12:27 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 1996 09:53:00 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 1996 01:56:21 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 05 Feb 1996 18:35:02 -0500
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: haynes@xis.xerox.com (Dawn {bob} Haynes)
Forwarded-by: Chris McCabe - DTN 297-3293 <mccabe@lando.enet.dec.com>
Bill Clinton gets off Air Force One with a pig under each arm.
As Clinton passes the G.I. at the bottom of the ramp, the G.I.
salutes and says: "NICE PIGS SIR!"
Clinton stops and says: "Soldier, these are not PIGS, they're
Arkansas Razorbacks, the finest hogs on earth! I got one for
Hillary and one for Chelsea."
To which the G.I. replies: "NICE TRADE SIR!"
