[1270] in Humor
HUMOR: Haikus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jan 19 11:53:58 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 19 Jan 1996 10:55:41 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 1996 11:24:02 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: scott_schroeder@ins.com (Scott Schroeder)
From: Kathy_Schroeder/RISKINC_at_NOTESPO@riskinc.com
From: Hildy Kellman/RISKINC_at_NOTESPO@riskinc.com
From: "Cesar Agustin" <cagustin @ savi.com> at Internet@CCMAIL
Haiku - Several flavours
BEST REPUBLICAN
Cut out school lunches
to help balance the budget.
Let them eat at home.
- Lewis J. Terr, Esq.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Like sex with Newtie
republican politics are
non-reciprocal.
- Gary Sullivan
Things to do today;
Foreclose on Sesame Street
Pick up dry cleaning.
- Erik Wilker
Newt, deliver me.
Return to that decade of
Pinstriped utopia.
- Jeff Lincoln
MOST GELATINOUS
What is an eyeball?
Lump of vitreous humor
It is not funny
- Carla jeanne Bingham
HONORABLE MENTIONS
A quivering mass
There's always room for jello
If you vomit first
- Carla jeanne Bingham
Squiggling Squids Squish
Jellyfish Jiggles a Jig
While I Ooze Oysters
- Chloe & Sons
LAZIEST
Close the fucking blinds
don't those birds ever shut up
these new cartoons suck.
- Terry Craig
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Am I not only
a loafer am I a slouch
of hibernation
- Mark James
It is 9:30.
I'm writing this to pass time.
It's still 9:30.
- Max Neutra
Narcolepsy Lounge
Languid lamprey Tsunami
Horsey lassitudes
- Sara Cavic
With a grunt, I heave
My big butt off the chaise lounge
To pay pizza boy
- Anne Hayes
BEST CYBERHAIKU
Flame me, you bastard!
I love your filthy typings
and spelling errors
- John McGraw
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Gibson's bytes reached out
Virtual Life Mind on fire
pass me a twinkie
- John Mark Bennett
(Homage to W.C.W)
I ate your web page.
Forgive me. It was juicy
And tart on my tongue.
- Adrianna Estill
>From the weekly Alibi, Albuquerque, NM
