[1260] in Humor
HUMOR CLASSIC: Your Call
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Jan 10 09:53:41 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 1996 09:46:23 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 10 Jan 1996 00:04:49 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Tony Li <tli@cisco.com>
From: hugh@mimosa.com ("D. Hugh Redelmeier")
Via: Sean Doran <smd@cesium.clock.org>
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Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
10-10-95.
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#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid
a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid
a collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
