[1225] in Humor
HUMOR: All Things Borgnine
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Nov 28 10:00:52 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 1995 09:51:04 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 1995 23:53:11 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: connie.davis@amail.amdahl.com
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> Ever since I can remember I've dreamt of someday selling Ernest Borgnine
> memorabilia by mail. This Christmas you can share in my dream by ordering
> something special for someone special from "ALL THINGS BORGNINE"
>
> All our merchandise is officially liscenced! We offer...
>
> VIDEOS - Cooking with Ernest Borgnine
> - Borgnine Makes it Easy
> - Borgnine Makes it Easy: Kitchens and Bathrooms
> - Golf the Borgnine Way
> - Airfoxes (adult)
> - All Quiet on the Western Front
>
> RECORDS - This is Ernest Borgnine
> - The Electrifying Mr. Ernest Borgnine
> - Ernest Borgnine, NOW!
>
> SOFTCOVER BOOKS - The Borgnine Papers
> - The Borgnine Diaries
> - The Borgnine Brief
> - The Borgnine Diet
> - The Borgnine Conspiracy
> - Operation: Ernest Borgnine
> - Borgnine on Borgnine
> - The Holy Bible (Ernest Borgnine Version)
>
> POSTERS - Borgnine Capping Sparkplugs
> - Borgnine in wet t-shirt
> - Borgnine, Leopard and Feathers
>
> I also offer a wide selection of AUTOGRAPHED MEMOROBILIA! Towels, sweat,
> saliva, socks, athletic supports, old hankys and much much more!
>
> PLUS! New in stock! BORGNINE'S OWN brand PICKLED EGGS! Perfect for when
> company drops in unexpetedly!
>
> So why not make this christmas a Borgnine christmas?
> Shop ALL THINGS BORGNINE!
>
> Prices list to follow...
