[1208] in Humor
HUMOR: Famous Ponderences of a Classic
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 17 09:36:25 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 1995 09:29:59 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 95 17:50:21
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
From: Raelani! and Teri <kaupe@netcom.com>
Subject: Chicken Crossing! (No dyke content)
Silly little thing found on the 'net. Enjoy!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken?
Roland Barthes: The chicken wanted to expose the myth of the road.
Wolfgang von Beethoven: What? Speak up.
Bill the Cat: Oop Ack. Ppthpt.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.
Candide: To cultivate its garden.
Joseph Conrad: Mistah Chicken, he dead.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events
to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped
with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly
relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Salvador Dali: The fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Thomas Dequincy: Because it ran out of opium.
Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway
