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Top 10 Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex (frw)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
Thu Nov 9 07:56:18 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 95 05:42:41
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
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Date: Wed, 31 May 1995 14:06:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: Agent Scully <shwang@sdcc13.ucsd.edu>
To: Agent Scully <shwang@sdcc13.ucsd.edu>
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex
TOP TEN REASONS STUDYING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
10. YOU CAN USUALLY FIND SOMEONE TO DO IT WITH.
9. IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN STOP, SAVE YOUR PLACE AND PICK UP WHERE
YOU LEFT OFF.
8. YOU CAN FINISH EARLY WITH-OUT FEELINGS OF GUILT OR SHAME.
7. WHEN YOU OPEN A BOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHO ELSE HAS
OPENED IT.
6. A LITTLE COFFEE AND YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT.
5. IF YOU DON'T FINISH A CHAPTER YOU WON'T GAIN A REPUTATION AS A "BOOK
TEASER"
4. YOU CAN DO IT, EAT AND WATCH T.V. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
3. YOU DON'T GET EMBARASSED IF YOUR PARENTS INTERRUPT YOU IN THE
MIDDLE.
2. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT YOUR BEER DOWN TO DO IT.
1. IF YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK YOUR
ROOMMATE FOR HELP
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