[1138] in Humor
HUMOR: Short bits
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Sat Oct 14 10:26:07 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 14 Oct 1995 10:24:09 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Subject: Mom's still best at the backhanded compliment.
From: wendy_nather@il.us.swissbank.com (Wendy Nather)
From: mln@bullwinkle.as.utexas.edu (Marilane L. Nather)
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 95 17:02:54 CDT
To: wendy_nather@il.us.swissbank.com
[...] Even I'm impressed, and I've seen you throw up.
Love,
Mom
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Forwarded-by: Dave Jensen <djensen@claven.idbsu.edu>
Q. How do you identify a Highway Dept. worker's kids on the playground?
A. They're the ones standing around watching the other kids play.
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Date: Wed, 11 Oct 95 14:27:30 EST
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
To: abennett@MIT.EDU
Subject: Another OJ jokes
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Another tasteless OJ joke follows!
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