[1109] in Humor
OJ & Dr Suess
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Derek Atkins)
Tue Oct 3 22:09:37 1995
Date: Tue, 3 Oct 1995 10:40:16 -0700
From: Derek Atkins <warlord@Eng.Sun.COM>
To: Derek.Atkins@Eng.Sun.COM
Someone forwarded this to me, and I thought I'd forward it on!
-derek
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After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to
Judge Ito were.. "I did not, could not and would not have committed
this crime.
Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and
Judge Ito could have extended this statement:
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Ito's statemets in ALL CAPS... OJ's in lower case.
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DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?
DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.
DID YOU LEAVE A POOL A BLOOD?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?
I did not leave a pool of blood.
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I Am
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