[1100] in Humor
HUMOR: A Trip to OZ
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Sep 27 22:14:44 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 1995 22:06:56 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From my cousin.
-Drew
Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, and Bob Packwood were having a meeting in
Kansas one day. Suddenly, a huge tornado hit and they found themselves in
the Land of Oz. Bill Clinton said, "I guess I should get myself a mind
while I'm here." Newt Gingrich said, "I probably should get myself a heart
while I'm here," and Bob Packwood said, "Have you seen Dorothy?"