[110] in Humor
HUMOR: Goverment's 23rd Psalm
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Feb 28 10:19:39 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 94 10:15:24 EST
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 94 13:38:38 PST
From: ckleinja@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From mdb@cisco.com
From: Michael Wallis <mwallis@wwg.com>
THE GOVERNMENT'S 23rd PSALM
The Government is my shepherd, I shall not work.
It maketh me to lie down on good jobs.
It leadeth me beside the still factories. It destroyeth my initiative;
It leadeth me in the paths of the parasite for politics sake;
Yea, though I walk in the valley of Deficit Spending, I will fear no evil,
For the Government is with me; its doles and its vote-getters
they comfort me.
It prepareth an Economic Utopia for me by appropriating the earnings
of my grandchildren.
It filleth my head with baloney, my inefficiency runneth over;
Surely the Government shall care for me all the days of my life
And I shall live in a Fool's Paradise forever.
-author unknown-
