[1063] in Humor
HUMOR: A few [] short of a []
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Sep 18 08:49:10 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 18 Sep 1995 08:47:08 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 1995 15:52:54 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Michael Beyries" <mbeyries@smtpgate.Chelmsford.Telebit.COM>
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More ways to indicate that someone's not playing with a full deck:
o A few beers short of a six-pack
o A few french fries short of a Happy Meal
o A few yards short of the hole
o A modest little person, with much to be modest about-- Churchill
o A room temperature IQ
o All booster, no payload
o An early example of the Peter Principle
o An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese
o As sharp as a bowl of Jello
o Attic's a little dusty
o Batteries not included
o Calling him stupid would be an insult to stupid people
o Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span
o Has no discretionary intellect
o Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited
o His memory is truly random-access
o I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks
he's worth
o If his IQ was two points higher he'd be a rock
o If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's practically invulnerable
o If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
o Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral
o Needs another brain to make half-wit
o Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be
tied in the back
o Not done evolving yet
o Not enough brain cells for the Prozac to be effective
o On the batting end of a no-hitter
o Pedalling real fast, but not getting anywhere
o Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope
o Puts a finger in his ear so the draft through his head isn't annoying
o Result of a first cousin marriage
o Room for rent, unfurnished
o Sort of like an inverse Einstein
o Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
o The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears
o Took the little bus to school
