[1021] in Humor
Help me!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (jdk353@lulu.acns.nwu.edu)
Fri Aug 25 01:41:40 1995
From: jdk353@lulu.acns.nwu.edu
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 25 Aug 1995 00:36:06 -0500 (CDT)
This is a real and genuine letter with not one trace of sarcasm or
insincerity. I know the person who wrote it, and this is exactly the kind of
thing that person would say. I swear this on my grandfather's grave, or maybe
just his old easy-chair.
Have you ever heard of the "Rising of the Pheonix", "Judgement Day",
or the "Rebirth?" Let me enlighten you. I have been told by my grandmother
many times since I was little that I would have a hard life, not necessarily
an unhappy life. Just a few months ago I found out why. She read the rocks
for me and told me that I would be very rich and very powerful and that I
would help lead the world into the rebirth. The Rebirth is going to happen
soon...somewhere near the year 1997 and it will explode into a war in the year
2000. My husband will lead the rebel forces with his company (MacGregor Inc.)
against the United Nations and he will take control of England, make his
strong hold there, and rid the world of the UN. The wars will last several
years and 3/4 of the population will die. When the war is over, MacGregor Inc
will help rebuild so that the world may start over again. There will also be
a new race of humans....I am one of them. In fact we are not even human, and
we are superior. Most of the survivers will be of this race and you are not
one of them. You will die.
So in some respects you can be happy about my life cause it will be a
hard road to travel, but i would never trade it for any other.
With love,
A. MacGregor
One last thing...all this anger you hold is not good for you...you
should let go...I did...it's not healthy...and it shows.
