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Top Ten Anagrams -- 'Netscape Communications'
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason Hintersteiner )
Tue Aug 22 11:15:22 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 95 11:11:47
From: jdhinter@MIT.EDU (Jason Hintersteiner )
For your amusement:
Copyright (c) 1995 by the author, Mike Morton <mike@morton.com>. All rights
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Top Ten Anagrams for "Netscape Communications"
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10. Companies can't consume it
9. I cannot compute sans mice
8. Can't access 'net... I'm on opium
7. Um, options scam can entice
6. Net's uncommon capacities
5. Connect communities, ASAP
4. Mosaic IPO, etc., can stun men
3. Optimum 'net access: An icon
2. Connect it up; amass income
And the number one anagram for "Netscape Communications":
1. Mosaic, minus neat concept
Runners-up:
Access to an imminent coup
An IPO's scam, etc? Count me in!
Can summon stoic patience
Consume intact companies
Escape intact is uncommon
I can eat up common insects
I connect to main campuses
Immense cup; instant cocoa
Manic? Access 'net, not opium
Pets an' icons communicate
Dishonorable mentions:
A common insect? Act supine!
AI must connect companies
Aim, connect into campuses
Atomic panic consumes 'net
Computation's manic scene
Coup? Man, I'm into 'net access!
Man's science: Computation
Mice, icons can't stop a menu
Mosaic's concept: Unite Man
Stoic; mum; insane; can't cope
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