[1005] in Humor
HUMOR: To be announced...?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Aug 8 20:55:11 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 20:51:39 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 21:20:20 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Subject: Reminder: Group meeting tomorrow
Forwarded-by: Chris Small <chris@eecs.harvard.edu>
From: leppik@seidel.ncsa.uiuc.edu
Reminder: There is a group meeting tomorrow, Friday July 28th, at 11 AM,
in the usual place. Wai-Mo Suen will be speaking.
As you were probably unaware, Wai-Mo is a Mad Scientist masquerading as
a normal member of our group. At this group meeting, he will reveal his
Secret Plans for dominating the entire planet, proving once and for all
that he is an Evil Genius on par with the best. His strangely twisted
theories are far too unconventional to be accepted by the pathetic idiots
who pass themselves off as "scientists." Indeed, we can probably expect
Wai-Mo to treat us to a passionate speech ending with the phrase, "Fools!
I'll destroy you all!" (though Wai-Mo will probably say it with an
accent). The meeting will end when a muscular young man with an
astonishing tan breaks down the door to the meeting room, and destroys
Wai-Mo's apparatus of doom.
At tomorrow's group meeting, we will also learn the risks of describing
the topic of one's presentation as "To Be Announced."
