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HUMOR: Coincidence? I think not.

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Aug 8 10:06:45 1995

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 1995 10:03:43 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


Date: Mon, 07 Aug 1995 21:49:54 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: "Geoffrey S. Knauth" <gsk@marble.com>

[forwards removed]

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. 
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order
of the third (3rd).

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values,
and adding his (III), you get the following:

   B    I    L    L        G    A    T    E    S       III
   66 + 73 + 76 + 76   +   71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83   +   3   = 666  !!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?"  Coincidence?  
Or just the begining of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
YOU decide!

    M    S     -    D    O    S    <sp>   6    .    2    1
    77 + 83 +  45 + 68 + 79 + 83 +  32 +  54 + 46 + 50 + 49 = 666


    W    I    N    D    O    W    S    9    5
    87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 53   +1 = 666

Coincidence?  I think not.


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