[894] in Vegetarian_Support_Group
Re: Mad Cow Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michelle Hlubinka)
Sat Apr 6 01:41:44 1996
Date: Sat, 6 Apr 1996 01:39:47 -0500
To: vsg@MIT.EDU
From: hlubinka@media.mit.edu (Michelle Hlubinka)
Hi! In response to the BSE information Matt sent, I got this tidbit a
couple days ago. Not that this whole BSE thing is not a serious crisis, but
I wanted to send on the first topical joke I've seen on it:
>Cow Joke #2
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>
>There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between
>their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this
>mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is
>spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the
>Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't
>worried, it don't affect us ducks."
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