[118706] in Cypherpunks
More on the Tulip Bank (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Wed Oct 6 03:25:48 1999
Date: 6 Oct 1999 07:05:04 -0000
Message-ID: <19991006070504.29189.qmail@hades.rpini.com>
From: Anonymous <nobody@remailer.ch>
To: cypherpunks@algebra.com
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@remailer.ch>
:-)
Message-ID: <37F28099.2E9A535B@solcon.nl>
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 1999 23:12:20 +0200
From: Ornstein <Ornstein@solcon.nl>
Subject: Re: More on the Tulip Bank (was Re: Visa Travelmoney)
Let me explain some more about the Tulip Bank. Georg, forgive me this very
brutal advertising...
Most offshore banks are incorporated in certain offshore jurisdictions,
which means that all kind of regulations apply. Money laundering
regulations for example, or "know your client" regulations. How can a bank
circumvent all this rules? By simply not being incorporated at all! That's
how the Tulip Bank is able to maintain the utmost confidentiality while
handling your financial affairs. We don't want to know our clients. We'll
be happy to put our laundromat at your disposal if you desire to do some
serious laundering.
Another advantage of not being registered is that the Tulip Bank is not
subject to all sorts of taxes, maintenance fees, license renewal fees and
so on. While we levy the same banking fees as other well known offshore
banks like the Aspidistra Bank and the Cauliflower Bank, we don't have to
pay any fees, thus reducing our costs and achieving a bigger profit. Also,
our outstanding reputation for privacy and professionality has made it
superfluous to issue account statements, certificates of deposit or any
other paperwork for that matter. It saves our clients the hassle of having
to maintain some sort of banking administration and saves us the cost of
having yo maintain any records as well, not to mention the cost of
printing stationary and forms.
Client funds are safely put away in socks and other well known saving
instruments with a proven performance record. If a client should so
desire, a prepaid Visa card can be issued for a nominal fee, which will be
debited from his sock-account. Clients who wish to make deposits can do so
through our correspondent accounts at the Pirate Bank and the Vanilla
Bank, although we would certainly not recommend doing so. Making a cash
deposit at our branch office in Sealand would be the preferred method of
depositing funds. Ask for coordinates and opening hours first!
Take advantage of the profitable opportunities at the Tulip Bank and open
an account now!
Okke
Justin T. Fanning wrote:
> Okke,
>
> Is that a joke? An unregistered bank called 'the tulip bank' is ready
> and willing to take your deposits with the utmost confidentiality?!
>
> Hmm, The unregistered bank of JF is also willing to accept your
> deposits. Your deposit is so confidential we won't even issue
> receipts! :)
>
> JF
>
> ---
>
> Ornstein wrote:
>
> > I'll check it out. If they're available, please be advised that the
> > Tulip Bank, so private that it's not even registered anywhere, but
> > known for it's high standards of service and management, will be open
> > as of tomorrow, accepting your deposits in the utmost
> > confidentiality, and issuing genuine anonymous Visa cards to access
> > your funds privately! That'll teach them at the Pirate Bank!
>
> > Okke
