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IT'S ONLY A $5 DOLLAR INVESTMENT

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (pueg@parsmail.com)
Thu Sep 30 20:49:44 1999

From: pueg@parsmail.com
Message-Id: <199910010009.CAA24545@relay.globe.cz>
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 99 19:30:02 EST
To: s45l@kj9d.net
Reply-To: pueg@parsmail.com

Hi,
  Perhaps this might be of interest to you
  GET PAID $5 PER SIGNUP TO BUILD YOUR OWN MAIL LIST
  .......why do it for free??
  (Example: you get 10
     they get 10ea.=100
    they get 10 ea.=1000
  WOW!~Each sending $5 to you=WOW!)

  If you need to make a few thousand dollars REALLY FAST,
  then please, take a moment to read this simple program I am sharing
  with you.

  You DO NOT have to send $5 to five people,
  buy their reports, or recipes, or anything like that.
  Nor will you have to invest more money later to get things going.
  THIS IS THE FASTEST, EASIEST PROGRAM YOU WILL EVER DO.
  Complete it in one hour,
  and you will never forget the day you first received it.

  The following is a plan to benefit you and your future.
  $$$$$ BE PREPARED TO GET EXCITED...YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

  Read the following and you will agree
  this is a very exciting opportunity.
  Only invest a little bit of time,
  and your reward could mean thousands of dollars!
  Good luck!
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  IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!!!
  With two hours of work I have made over  $11,000
  In the last three weeks..
  and my investment was just $5!!!
  I LOVE IT!
  Thank you 11,000 x's -Julie M. St. Louis
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  ARE YOU IN NEED OF MONEY RIGHT NOW?
  HOW DOES $10,000 IN TWO WEEKS SOUND?
  Don't laugh!
  Try this, for a change, while you wait for the others to start
working.
  One hour of work to get started and no mailing lists!


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  ***********Esquire Marketing Newsletter Gift ClubThis service is 100%
  legal (Refer to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title18, Section 1302 and
  1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of
  federal regulations, Volume 16,  Sections 255 and 436, which state "a
  product or service must be exchanged for money received")


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  Here's How It Works:
  Unlike many other programs, this three level program is more
realistic  and much,
  much faster. Because it is so easy,
  the response rate for this program is VERY HIGH AND VERY FAST,
  and you will see results in two weeks or less!
  Just in time for next month's bills!
  You only mail out 20 copies (not 200 or more as in other programs).
  You should also send them to people who send you their programs,
  because they know these programs work and they are already believers
  in the system!
  Besides, this program is MUCH, MUCH FASTER
  and has a HIGHER  RESPONSE RATE!
  Even if you are already in a program, stay with it,
  but do yourself a favor and DO THIS ONE as well.

  START RIGHT NOW!
  It's simple and takes a very small investment.
  It will pay off long before other letters even begin to trickle in!

  $$$$$

  Just give ONE person a $5 gift.
  That's all!

  $$$$$

  Follow the simple instructions
  and in two weeks you will have US $10,000 in your bank account!
  Because of the LOW INVESTMENT, SPEED, and HIGH PROFIT POTENTIAL,
  this program has a VERY HIGH RESPONSE RATE!
  Just one (1) US$5 bill.
  That's your investment!!!


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  Follow These Simple Instructions:

  1) On a blank sheet of paper write
  "Please add me to your mailing list."
  Write your name and address clearly
  and  include your email address for future mailings and courtesy
  follow ups.
  Fold it around a US$5 Bill
  and send it to the FIRST name on the list (#1).
  Only the first person on the list  gets your name and a five dollar
  gift.

  2) Retype only the list,  removing the FIRST (#1)  NAME FROM THE LIST.

  Move the other two names UP and ADD YOUR NAME
  to the list in the THIRD (#3) position.

  3) Send out 20 copies of this letter.
  NOTE: by sending this letter via EMAIL,
  The response time is much faster,
  and you save the expenses of envelopes,stamps, and copying services

  Consider this;
  MILLIONS of people "surf the Internet"everyday, all day, all over the
world!
  Fifty thousand new people get on the Internet every month!
  An excellent source of names are the people who send you other
programs
  and the names listed on the letter they send you.
  Your contact source is UNLIMITED!
  It boggles my mind to think of all the possibilities!

  Mail, or should I say Email, your letter TODAY!
  It's so easy. One hour of your time.
  THAT'S IT!

  To send your newsletter by Email:
  1) Go to "edit" and "select all"
  2) Go to "edit" and "copy"
  3) Start (compose) a new Email message
  4) Address your Email and Subject blocks
  5) Go to "edit" and "paste".
  After you have pasted this article to your new Email,
  delete the old header and footer (Subject, Date, To, From, Etc.)
  Now you can edit the names and addresses with ease.
  I recommend deleting the top name, adding your name and address to the
  bottom of the list, then simply changing the numbers.

   THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO DO.
  When your name reaches the first position in a few days,
  it will be your turn to collect your gifts.
  The gifts will be sent to you by 1,500 to 2,000 people like yourself,
  who are willing to invest $5
  and one hour to receive $10,000 in cash.
  That's all!

  There will be a total of $10,000 in $5 bills in your mailbox in
   two weeks. $10,000 for one hours work!
   I think it's WORTH IT, don't you?
  GO AHEAD--TRY IT.
  IT'S ONLY $5!
  EVEN IF YOU MAKE JUST 3 OR 4 THOUSAND,
  WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?
  IF YOU TRY IT, IT WILL PAY!

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  TRUE STORY
  Cindy Allen writes:
  I ran this gift summation four times last year.
  The first time I received over
  $7,000 in cash in less than two weeks and over
  $10,000 in cash in the next three times I ran it.
  I can't begin to tell you how great it feels
  Not to have to worry about money anymore!
  I thank God for the day I received this letter!
  It has truly changed my life!
  Don't be afraid to make gifts to strangers,
  --they'll come back to you in ten-fold.
  So,
   let's keep it going
  and help each other out in these "tough and uncertain times."

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  CAN I DO IT AGAIN?
  OF COURSE YOU CAN
  --this plan is structured for everyone to send only 20 letters each.
   However, you are certainly not limited to 20.
  Mail out as many as you can.
  Every 20 letters you send has a return of $10,000 or more.
  If you can mail forty, sixty, eighty, or whatever,
  GO FOR IT!
  THE MORE YOU PUT INTO IT,
  THE MORE YOU GET OUT OF IT

  Each time you run this program,
  just follow steps 1 thru 3 and everyone on your gift list benefits!
  Simple enough?
  You bet it is!
  Besides, there are no mailing lists to buy,(and wait for),
  and trips to the printer or copier,
  and you can do it again and again,
  with your regular groups or gifters,
  or start up a new group.
  Why not? It beats working!

  Each time you receive an MLM offer,
  Respond with this letter!
  Your name will climb to the number one position at dizzying rates
  .Follow the simple instructions, and above all,
  PLEASE PLAY FAIR.
  That's the key to this programs success.
  Your name must run the full gamut on the list to produce the end
  results. Sneaking your name higher up on the list
  WILL NOT produce the results as you think,
  and it only cheats the other people
  who have worked hard and have earned the right to be there.
  So please, play by the rules and the $$$ will come to you!

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  - E  MAIL YOUR LETTERS OUT  TODAY
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  - $$$
  - Together we will prosper!
  - $$$ GOOD LUCK!!!  I'll see you at the top
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  - 1.   J. JONES
          PO BOX 8869
          COLUMBIA, SC 29202    
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  - 2.   Paul Gram
  -      16277 Nw 20th St
  -      Pembroke Pines, Fl 33028


   3.    Warbird
           P. O. Box 7553
           Newport Beach, CA 92660


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  Wishing you the best in all you do!
  You probably don't believe this will work,
  but if you don't try it, you will never know.
  That's the way I felt.
  Try it.
  You won't be sorry.
  
  J .JONES

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  IMPORTANT: This is a one and only email,
  if you do not join,
  if you are not interested
  or even if you are interested,
  you will not get any more email regarding this from me.
  It is up to you now.
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