[901] in bugtraq
Re: SEX (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Neil Woods)
Sat Feb 4 21:17:46 1995
From: Neil Woods <neil@legless.demon.co.uk>
To: bugtraq@fc.net
Date: Sun, 5 Feb 1995 00:56:57 +0100 (GMT)
In-Reply-To: <199502041537.PAA06605@bagpuss.demon.co.uk> from "Karl Strickland" at Feb 4, 95 03:37:21 pm
Can everyone please stop posting humerous rubbish here, or rename bugtraq
to chain-letter-traq.
Cheers,
Neil
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> >
> > This message has been sent to you for bad luck. The original is in Brazil.
> > It has never been sent around the world. The bad luck has now been sent to
> > you. You will receive bad luck within four days of receiving this message -
> > Provided you do not destroy this letter immediately. This is no joke.
> > The chain originates in Saudi Arabia. You will receive bad luck in the
> > mail. If you send copies of this message to anybody, you will immediately
> > develop a terminal illness, and die in severe pain. If you have not
> > destroyed this message within 96 hours, you will develop a number of very
> > embarrassing personal problems. A United States Officer destroyed this
> > letter and later discovered that $2,000,000,000,000 had been deposited in
> > his bank account. Another man received $40,000, but because he failed to
> > destroy the letter within the time limit, he lost it. Whereas in Turkey,
> > John Doe destroyed the letter and became the sole benefactor in the will
> > of an eccentric billionaire. Please do not send 100 copies, or indeed
> > any copy of this letter to anybody. The chain originates in the Bahamas.
> > A Missionary from South China named Emmsoosey le Maadoltroot wrote this
> > message in 1972, and died soon after in a freak accident with a
> > trouser-press. Since then, this letter has completely failed to go around
> > the world 9 times. Since the letter must be destroyed, you must totally
> > fail to send it to anybody you know, and destroy it immediately. After a
> > few days, you will forget you ever recieved this letter - even if you are
> > not superstitious. The original is now owned by Bill Clinton. Do not do
> > the following. Deanna Troi received this letter in 1969. After failing to
> > destroy the letter, all her teeth fell out. When Elizabeth Windsor recieved
> > a copy of this letter, she had her secretary mail out 20 copies, afterwhich
> > everyone wanted independance from her commonwealth. Sherlock Holmes
> > received this letter, and destroyed it immediately after he had read it.
> > Later, he became the best known private detective ever in the history of
> > the world. In 1996, the message was recieved by a young man in Alabama. It
> > was very faded and barely readable. He promised himself he would retype it,
> > but he set it aside to do later. However, the letter was not destroyed
> > within 96 hours. Soon after, his house burnt down, destroying the letter.
> > Soon after this happened, it was revealed to him that he was in fact, the
> > long lost first son of Elvis Presley, and was awarded 36 million dollars
> > in a legal test-case. Please remember: Do NOT send this letter on destroy
> > it immediately, else who knows what might happen.
> > --
> > Walter Belgers I am just what I want
> > walter@giga.iaehv.nl not what I need
> >
> >
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