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DEAR SIR/MADAM (ATTN: PLEASE)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (DAVID DIKKY)
Mon Jun 5 11:16:39 2006
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From: DAVID DIKKY <daviddikky@sanook.com>
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Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2006 17:22:34 +0200 (CEST)
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TO SO MANY WITH NO REPLY. I HAVE TRIED EXPLAINING,
BUT MOST REPLIES I GET KEEP THINKING I AM A JOKE. I HOPE IT DOESN'T
LOOK THE SAME TO YOU SIR/MADAM, AS I SAW YOUR EMAIL FROM AN INTERNET
MAGAZINE, SHARED AMONGS ALL WORKERS IN MY OFFICE TO PROMOTE OUR KNOWLEDGE ON
INTERNET BROWSING, AS IT IS DONE IN NIGERIA NOWADAYS.
I WOULD PLEAD THAT YOU IGNORE MY BAD ENGLISH. I AM NOT SO GOOD IN
ENGLISH AS I AM NOT THAT EDUCATED
I AM MR. JOHN KASHAMU, I AM A CLEANER AT THE FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA.
EAST BRANCH, PORTHARCOURT, NIGERIA. I WAS A VERY LOYAL WORKER OF THE BANK.
VERY FAITHFULL TO MY JOB. THIS BROUGHT ME TRUST THAT I HAD WITH MY BANK
MANAGER (MR. SAM SUMALO).
IT WAS ON A MONDAY AS I HAD SO MANY CLEANING TO DO DESPITE BEEN ABSENT
FOR WORK THE PREVIOUS WEEK DUE TO MY LATE WIFE'S BURIAL. I WAS CALLED
INTO OFFICE BY MY MANAGER. ON GETING TO HIS OFFICE, HE BROUGHT OUT A BOX
AND SAID HE WANTED ME TO KEEP IT FOR HIM, I WAS ALREADY AWARE THAT IT
WAS MONEY THAT WAS CONTAINED. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH, UNTIL HE
INFORMED ME THAT THIS BOX CONTAINED THE SUM OF $20,010,000.00 (TWENTY
MILLION AND TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS). WHICH HE HAD STOLE FROM THE BANKS ACCOUNT.
HE SAID THAT I SHOULD KEEP IT SAFE IN MY HOUSE UNTIL HE NEEDED IT, AND
THAT HE OWE ME 10% OF THE MONEY. I ASKED HIM WHY HE CHOOSE ME, HE
REPLIED SAYING I WAS THE ONLY ONE HE TRUSTED. I AGREED, BECAUSE I WAS ONLY A
CLEANER, AND NEEDED TO BE RICH(EVEN IF THE MONEY WAS STOLEN). ON MY
GETING HOME, I BOROWED A VIDEO RECORDER AND INFORMED MY 15 YEARS OLD SON
TO FILM ME WHILE I WAS COUNTING THE MONEY. I KEPT THE MONEY SAFE LIKE I
PROMISED.
MY REASON FOR EMAILING YOU CAME WHEN HE DIED AS I FOUND OUT HE WAS
KILLED BY ARMED ROBBERS WHO CAME TO HIS HOUSE, ON A ROBBERY MISSION. ON
THIS, THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD USE THE MONEY, SINCE I HAD NO LIE TO SAY ON
HOW I GOT THE MONEY, AS MY JOB WILL NOT GET ME THAT KIND OF MONEY. THIS
IS THE REASON WHY I AM EMAILING YOU, TO INFORM YOU THAT I WISH TO
TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO THE CARE OF A FORIEGN MAN. THAT WAY I KNOW FOR SURE
THAT THE FUNDS WILL HAVE NO TRACE. I AM NOT REQUESTING MONEY, I AM NOT
REQUESTING YOUR BANK DETAILS, ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR NAME
AND ADDRESS, AND I WILL GIVE THE BOX TO MY ELDER SISTER, WHO IS THE
HEAD OF EAST BRANCH OF THE UPS COURIER DELIVERY, AND SHE'LL PERSONALLY
DROP OFF THE BOX IN YOUR HOUSE. THAT WAY THE BOX WILL NOT BE INSPECTED AS
SHE IS THE HEAD OF ALL INSPECTION OFFICERS IN THE UPS. I WOULD REQUIRE
A RESIDENTIAL OR OFFICIAL ADDRESS, AS MY SISTER WOULD NOT MEET WITH
ANYBODY IN AN HOTEL, RESTUARANT, PARK, AIRPORT, AND EXCHANG ANY MONEY. ANY
MEETING WITH HER WILL BE A VALID HOME OR OFFICE ADDRESS. IF THIS IS NOT
ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, KINDLY DO NOT REPLY, AS I WOULD NOT TAKE A
RISK WITH THE MONEY. ALL EXPENSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF THIS WAY. YOU
WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO PAY ANYTHING AT ALL. I DO NOT NEED YOUR MONEY
AT ALL. ON YOUR RECEIPT OF THE BOX, KINDLY INFORM ME AND I WILL TRAVEL
TO YOUR COUNTRY, AS I HAVE REMOVED SOME MONEY FROM INSIDE THE MONEY THAT
WILL SECURE ME AND MY SON A FLIGHT TICKET FROM NIGERIA TO YOUR COUNTRY.
WHEN I GET TO YOUR COUNTRY YOU CAN TAKE 30% FROM THE MONEY AND GIVE ME
THE REMAINING 70%.
PLEASE DO NOT LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS. NOT EVEN YOUR CLOSEST PERSON
OR LAWYER, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DO THIS TRANSACTION,
SINCE I MYSELF DID NOT TELL ANYBODY EXCEPT MY SISTER SINCE SHE IS THE ONE
HELPING US TO TRANSPORT THE BOX TO YOUR LOCATION.
I HOPE TO RECEIVE AN ENCOURAGING REPLY FROM YOU.
KINDLY SEND YOUR REPLY TO MY EMAIL: johnkasha112@yahoo.ie AS THIS
EMAIL I USE IN SENDING THIS BELONGS TO A FRIEND. SO IT WILL BE IMPROPER
TO STATE CONVERSATION WITH A FREINDS EMAIL.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
MR. JOHN KASHAMU.
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