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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Try this)
Tue Nov 12 08:48:38 1996

To: sapr3-news@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 06 Nov 1996 05:22:05 +0900
From: Try this <smile@artnet.net>
Reply-To: smile@artnet.net

IT IS NOT A PYRAMID NOR A SCAM. THIS IS A  MONEY MAKING PROGRAM
SUPPOERTED BY  MANY  INTERNET USERS JUST READ ON AND YOU WILL BE GLAD
YOU DID IT .  IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.
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  	I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could make
$50,000  or more within a month for an investment of only $5.

 	I thought it  was a silly joke. If making money was that easy I would
have been richer long time ago. I spoke to my friends, and they all
agreed it  was some kind of scam.  I can't stand scams, because usually
someone gets burned, and I didn't want it to be me. Of course, I
rejected the idea at  first. After a short period of about one week  I
thought : "I have already  heard of such things.  But on the
Internet?!?!? ". I made my own caluculation carefully, which I provied
below, trying to prove why such a scam won't work. After many many proof
reading I concluded: "Amazing... It works and it's perfectly
legitimate!!!"   I decided  that even if I had to throw $5 into the
fire, it was my decision based on my calucuIation. Besides I can test my
therory for OMLY 5 dollars!!!  Carrying out such an experiment has never
been this easier.  Just think of the amount of money those marketing
consultants would  ask  for to do this type of huge reseach. The
important thing, however, is that not only do I think it will work but
also it DID work for so many people already!
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	Follow this simple, perfectly legal 3 step procedure and you can't go
wrong;  
STEP 1.
  
     	Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces of paper along with the words, "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING
LIST." (In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; 
you're paying for a legitimate service.)  Now fold that paper with your
name and address around a $1 bill. (The folding of the paper around the
bill will insure its arrival to the recipient. THIS STEP IS
IMPORTANT!!)  PLEASE, NO CHEQUES  OR MONEY ORDERS!

       	Then MAIL TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES:
 
1. Landon
    #1 Lakeway Drive
    Conroe, Texas 77304  USA
2. Beyond Technology
    5641 Apgar Street
    Houston, Texas 77032  USA
3. Daniel DeKonty
    Lee College #88
    1120 N. Ocoee Street
    Cleveland,  TN  37320  USA
4. Don Noel
    222 NE Dogwood St #C103
    Issaquah, WA 98027 USA
5. Admin
    Ohno-cho Post Office, P.O. Box 7
    Ohno-cho, Ibi-gun 
    Gifu, JAPAN 501-05	
 
STEP 2
	 Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four names
up. In other words,  #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as the 
fifth one on the list.   Use a simple text editor such as  Notepad,  in
your "accessories" window (If you have  MS-Windows), or DOS editor. In
fact, any editor will do. 

STEP 3
	 Post  the article to at  least 1,000 newsgroups.  There are at least
17,000, so it shouldn't be hard  to find  that many.   Try posting to
as  many newsgroups as you can,  and the bigger the newsgroup is,  the
more people are to see your message!

TIP OF ADVICE
   	You  are now in the an order services business, and should start
seeing returns within a week or two. If you  wish to remain anonymous,
you may use a psuedonym, call yourself  "The Manager", "The Investor",
whatever but make sure your address is correct.
     Of course,  THE MORE THE NEWSGROUP YOU POST TO , THE BIGGER THE
RETURN IS .
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	Here are what some others said..."Well, two weeks later,I began
recieving money in the mail!  I couldn't believe it! Not just a little ,
I mean big bucks!  At first only a few hundred dollars, then a week
later, a couple of thousand ,then BOOM . By the end of the fourth week ,
I had Recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came from all over the world. And
every bit of it perfectly legal and on the up and up. I've been able to
pay off all my bills and still had enough left over for a nice vacation
for me and my family. 

	Markus Valppu says "he made $57,883 in four weeks."  

	Dave Manning claims "he made $53,664 in the same amount of time."  

	Dan Shepstone says "it was only $17,000 for him."

	Do I know these folks?  No, but when I read how they say they did it,
it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with
$5 of my own money.

     	REMEMBER...ALL THIS COSTS YOU IS $5.00, 5 STAMPS, AND 5
ENVELOPES... and  FREQUENT  TRIPS TO YOUR MAILBOX TO COLLECT YOUR
INVESTMENT!
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   	Now, here is why the system works:
 
   	-Of every  1,000 posts you make, you'll  receive  approximately 25 
responses. This data is based on a statistics from our predesesors'
experience. Yes, only 25. You make $25 for every 1,000 posts with your
name at #5.  
   	-Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 1,000 additional
postings with your name at #4. ie. 25,000 postings. On average
therefore, each of 625 people will send you $1 with your name at #4. 
$625.
    	-Your 625 new agents make 1,000 postings each with your name at #3
or 625,000 postings.  Average return  15,625 people  = $15,625.  
	-They make 1,000 postings each with your name at #2, that is 15,625,000
postings. It generates 390,625 return at $1 each. $390,625.
    	-Finally, 390,625 people make 1,000 postings with your name at #1
and you get a return of $390,625,000 before your name drops off the
list. AND THAT IS  IF  EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 1,000 POSTINGS!
Total income in one cycle=$1,383,465. The following table shows what is
explained above . Verify the number for yourself.
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                 (If every body posts to 1000 newsgroups and receives
2.5 % of reply)

Level 		        Reply        Posted to 		Total 		Reply %		Reply=$
										
Level #1		390625		1000		390625000	0.025		9765625
Level #2		15625		1000		15625000	0.025		390625
Level #3		625		1000		625000		0.025		15625
Level #4		25		1000		25000		0.025		625
Level #5		1		1000		1000		0.025		25

Your estimated reward =25+625+15625+390625+9765625=1,383,465
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  	From time to time, when you see your name  no longer on the list, 
you take the  latest  posting  that appears  in  the newsgroups, and
send out another $5, and put your name at #5, and start posting again.
Remember, 1,000 postings is only a guideline. the more you post, the
greater the return.
 	Lets review why  you should do this.  THE ONLY COST IS  $5.  Anyone
can afford $5  for such an effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR
RETURNS.
 
   	Some people may ask. "what happens if the scheme is played out and
no one sends me any money? "  Big Deal, so you lose $5-but what are the
chances of that happening ?? Do you realize that  NOBODY cares for  the
LEGAL chance  of winning such  a BIG  money as  50,000.00  $$$$ ???? 
and all for a  microscopic investment of five separate dollars? Just
think of all of the new Internet users that  join the net every day!!! 
 
   	There are  millions of internet  users, and millions  of new net
surfers every  month !!!  This is the  great plus of the Internet, 
people all over the world can hear you and listen carefully if you  talk
reasonably.  Everyone  will take that chance !  I agree,  if  it wasn't
the  Internet,  and  was a small circle  of people,  the chance 
wouldn't have  been so small.  The amount of money had to be 200 times
bigger,  and the chances were zero.  It wouldn't succeed.
 
   	But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village,  where new
thousands of members join in every day ! You CAN'T lose !!!!  Adding to
this, don't be content with only $50,000. You could make more!  I'll
show you another example. What happens if you post to 2,000 newsgroup
and everyone else down the line do the same!
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               (If every body posts to  2,000 newsgroups and receive 2.5
% of reply)

Level 		        Reply        Posted to 	        Total 	       Reply
% 	    Reply=$
										
Level #1		390625		1000		390625000	0.025		9765625
Level #2		15625		1000		15625000	0.025		390625
Level #3		625		1000		625000		0.025		15625
Level #4		25		1000		25000		0.025		625
Level #5		1		1000		1000		0.025		25

Your estimated reward:50+2500+125000+6250000+312500000=319,000,000  		
Aaaamazing !!!			
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   	Remember- read the instructions  carefully, and play fairly. That's
the  only way this will  work. Get a printout so you can refer back to
this article easily.
 
   	Try to  keep a  list of  everyone that  sends you  money and always
keep an eye on the  postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
You know where your name should be.
 
       REMEMBER-HONESTY IS  THE BEST  POLICY.  YOU  DO NOT  NEED TO
CHEAT        THIS  IDEA TO  MAKE  MONEY!!   BESIDES, NOT  PLAYING THE
GAME  FAIRLY  IS ILLEGAL. SO   LET'S  BE  REASONABLE AND  PLAY FAIRLY,
SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET
GOLD                                              MINE.

          GOOD LUCK  FOR YOU ALL, AND REMEMBER, PLAY FAIR ADN YOU'LL WIN
                   I don't want to mention what might happen to those
who won't.
     AGAIN, SEE YOU NEXT  TIME  WITH SOMETHING  YOU WANTED FOR A LONG
TIME !!!
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The opinions expressed in this message are my own personal views and
donot reflect the official views of Microsoft Corporation
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Here is a form you might want to print out and use for sending 1 dollar
with
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	Please add  me to your list. 

Name:	  ___________________________________

Address:	  ___________________________________
		___________________________________	
		___________________________________	
		___________________________________

E-mail:	  ___________________________________

The newsgroup I saw this: 
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