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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (damartin@ampere.mit.edu)
Tue Nov 15 17:38:57 1994
Date: Tue, 15 Nov 1994 17:35:53 -0500
From: damartin@ampere.mit.edu
To: libertarians@MIT.EDU
I thought everyone might find this amusing. It appeared
during a flame seesion on netnews.
-David Martin
It all really just boils down to this:
ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS
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criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift
| chance | sword of death
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the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
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endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift
species | | sword of death
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dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
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the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift
| health care | sword of death
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the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $29.95
| 000,000,000 | (cost of one sword)
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