[13476] in Cypherpunks
Re: From Todays` RISKS column
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (D.C. Williams)
Wed May 11 14:44:22 1994
From: D.C. Williams <dcwill@ee.unr.edu>
To: frissell@panix.com (Duncan Frissell)
Date: Wed, 11 May 94 11:37:04 PDT
Cc: dcwill@moriah.ee.unr.edu, cypherpunks@toad.com
In-Reply-To: <199405111127.AA24021@panix.com>; from "Duncan Frissell" at May 11, 94 7:27 am
> Gee. It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd
> be really worried.
>
> DCF
>
> "Ver are yur paypers?"
>
> I lost them.
> I'm an illegal alien. I don't have any.
> I'm a foreign tourist.
> I forget.
> I'm homeless.
> I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't
> believe in such things.
> My dog ate them.
> As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have
> thrown them away.
> Where are your papers?
A9: Gee . . . I dunno. Doesn't Hillary have them?
A10: Last time I saw them, they were in Vince Foster's office . . .
A11: Call the Rose Law Firm. They're my lawyers.
=D.C. Williams
