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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (=?UTF-8?Q?Old=20Friend?=)
Tue Jul 10 11:12:34 2012
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Date: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:59:17 +0000
From: =?UTF-8?Q?Old=20Friend?= <MethylinER@cruelsuccess.pl.ua>
To: =?UTF-8?Q?Software=20User?= <opac-lib@mit.edu>
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bsp=3B=26nbsp=3B<b>No pictures?</b> <a
href=3D=22http://cruelsuccess=2Epl=2Eua/=22>Click HERE</a></td></tr>
<tr><td height=3D=22166=22 width=3D=22899=22><a href=3D=22http://cruelsucc=
ess=2Epl=2Eua/=22><img
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=22 height=3D=22166=22 width=3D=22899=22 border=3D=220=22 alt=3D=22It's wei=
rd, though, that
my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my pai=
d vacation to
Disneyland=2E But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I bro=
ke or forgot to follow and
I got a curse=2E=22 /></a></td></tr>
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=22899=22 border=3D=220=22 alt=3D=22I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers=
because
you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes =
or feathers that are
bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their wares=2E=
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Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year=21 =
It's so wonderful that you
included me in your quest to inform=21
<br />
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from y=
ou that it's good for
removing toilet stains and rusting the arse out of 40-gallon drum=2E
<br />
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with=
a disease=2E
<br />
I smell like a homeless f=2A=40k, but thank goodness I stopped using deodor=
ant because you said it
causes cancer=2E
<br />
I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to wal=
k about seventeen
blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample a=
nd then try to rob me=2E
<br />
I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me t=
o dial a stupid number
and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and=
maybe the Mars Rover=2E
<br />
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothin=
g more than horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that place=
s like McDonalds and KFC
can sell their wares=2E
<br />
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I would get s=
ick from the rat faeces
and urine=2E
<br />
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody or talk to anybody - you=
said that someone would
take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice=2E
<br />
However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pu=
ll over, as they could
be fake policemen trying to kidnap me=2E
<br />
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the =
=2415,000 that Microsoft and
AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail pr=
ogram=2E
<br />
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither =
did the passes for my
paid vacation to Disneyland=2E But I am positive that all this is because o=
f the chain I broke or
forgot to follow and I got a curse=2E
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