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New Virus Alert!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (YAWORKS!)
Fri Jun 30 02:56:44 2000
From: "YAWORKS!" <members-yaworks-newsletters@mail.com>
To: <os2www@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 00:20:59
New Virus Alert!
There is a new virus going around called
WORK. If you receive any
sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet,
or simply handed to you
by a colleague, do not open it. Those who
have opened WORK have
found that their social life is deleted and
their brain ceases to
function properly.
If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are
faced with any WORK at
all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail
to your boss with the
words 'This is too much for me, I'm going
out for a soda. This
better not be here when I get back.'
Your brain should automatically delete the
WORK. If you receive WORK
in paper document form, simply lift the
document and drag the WORK
to your trash can.
Send this message to all your friends in
your address book. If you
do not have anyone in your address book,
then the WORK virus has
already corrupted your life!
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Humor How to be a pest-by-modem Make up fake
acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations like
IMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f......
manual) to show that they're "hip" to the lingo. Make up
your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL,
CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what
they stand for ("You don't know? RTFM"). WRITE ALL
YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T
USE PERIODS OR RETURNS SO THAT
EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR
SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE ALSO USE A
LOT OF !!!!!! AND DDOOUUBBLLEESS TO
SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING
HERE!!!!!!! When replying to your mail, correct
everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their
typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their
messages. When they respond testily to your 'creative
criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.
Software and files offered on-line are often "compressed"
so that it won't take so long to travel over the phone lines.
Buy a compression program and compress everything
you send, including one-word E-mail responses like
"Thanks." Upload text files with Bible passages about sin
or guilt and give them names like "SexyHouseWives,"
then see how many people download them. Challenge
your friends to come up with the most popular come- on.
Take bets and calculate odds on the results of each
upload's popularity. cc: all your E-mail to Al Gore
(vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep
track of what's happening on the information
Superhighway Internet. Join a discussion group, and tie
whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central
theme of your own. For instance, if you're in a discussion
of gun control, respond to every message with the
observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem
to have played an important role. Within days, all
discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write
you threatening messages and instruct all other members
to ignore you. http://wallofjokes.te-
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way of handling form output is via a CGI (Common
Gateway Interface) script. Although it is best, CGI scripts
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tutorial listed below you should read one or two of them
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Validate your forms
http://builder.cnet.com/Programming/Kahn/042298/ <>
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