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message from bad bowler... lol
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (webmaster@free-exposure.com)
Sun Oct 25 05:59:01 1998
From: webmaster@free-exposure.com
Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 02:56:21 -0800
To: <os2www@MIT.EDU>
Reply-To: webmaster@free-exposure.com
Here's the legal mumbo-jumbo that no "real" bowler cares about...
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Why don't they do this everytime I get a pizza-flyer on my door
or when I get 37 phone-books on my door-step or when the neigborhood
carpet cleaner wants to shampoo 15 rooms for $3 ???
Attention: My e-mail address is real...I am real... don't cuss me out
or threaten me or my wife (she will whoop your butt... in scrabble!)
I'm the webmaster at
http://www.free-exposure.com
and an avid "bowler" who is so bad...
I need to call the teamster's union just to get a strike!
I once got kicked out of a bowling league for throwing
a "spare" tire down the lane... they had no sense of humor.
Anyways, I developed an alphabetical index of many places that
people (and farm animals) can use to promote their product or
service. It's FREE and the 1000+ index is located at:
http://www.free-exposure.com
If I can visit my mother-in-law... well then, you can at least visit
my site. Thank you for your time.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm NOT an "actor".... I just play one on T.V."
Sincerely,
Dave Lewis
webmaster@free-exposure.com
818 295-7040
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