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Re: Yes, I realize it's April Fools Day, but... (was: Cisco to merge with Nabisco)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Randy Bush)
Sat Apr 2 10:13:39 2005
From: Randy Bush <randy@psg.com>
Date: Sat, 2 Apr 2005 07:13:04 -0800
To: Joe Provo <nanog-post@rsuc.gweep.net>
Cc: nanog@merit.edu
Errors-To: owner-nanog@merit.edu
hey joe,
> If randy can tell me how to preemptively configure filter recognition
> for 'chitchat', then I'll send him some cookies. No points for
> reactive, since that is the present mode.
if we could clearly define email classification algorithms, with
negligible alpha and beta error bounds for the tastes of five
nines of a population, then we would be in a place where enforcing
content restriction might be viable.
as it is, we can not classify spam better than about one 9.
so we're stuck with one person's art/humor being another's poison.
funny monkeys.
randy