[44882] in North American Network Operators' Group
RE: The season: CHRISTMAS
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Scott Stursa)
Fri Dec 21 16:20:45 2001
Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 16:20:09 -0500 (EST)
From: Scott Stursa <stursa@acns.fsu.edu>
To: nanog@merit.edu
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You want operational content? You got it!
On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP
Enjoy your holiday, whatever it is.
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Scott L. Stursa 850/644-2591
Network Security Officer stursa@acns.fsu.edu
Academic Computing and Network Services Florida State University
