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Re: The Cidr Report
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (HUGE NOG)
Fri Jul 13 13:45:17 2012
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:44:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: HUGE NOG <hugenog@rocketmail.com>
To: HUGE NOG <hugenog@rocketmail.com>, "nanog@nanog.org" <nanog@nanog.org>
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=0A=0A"Ugh..." I mumbled, sitting at my desk, tugging at my shirt and pants=
which were uncomfortably tight on me. I remember buying this shirt last we=
ek, and it was already small. It bothered me that on one of the few days I =
actually had to be in the office, I was already bigger.=0A=0AIt didn't help=
that all the women in the office were constantly flirting with me, testing=
my loyalties to my wife. This office had an unusually high number of femal=
e workers, especially in a field like mine, which only 15% of females actua=
lly wanted to be in. Yet, 70% of the employees were female. Young, attracti=
ve females. Young, attractive females that all wanted me. I gave as many of=
them the cold shoulder as I could. That was, until Linda popped her head a=
round the corner.=0A=0A"Hi, Tim. haven't seen you in a while." She said.=0A=
=0AI had met Linda in college, but we stayed platonic friends. Based on our=
positions at work, we ended up having lots of work together. This was a bi=
t tough, because Linda is...well...very hot. There was always random flirti=
ng, and I've gotten a few drunk phone calls of her propositioning me for se=
x. But my ever growing body made her more bold, and my ever growing sexual =
appetite wore away at my will power. "Oh, Hey Linda. What's going on."=A0=
=0A=0ALinda was good at keeping me at a distance though. An office fling co=
uld ruin her career if people found out about it. But today was different. =
I had grown significantly. She was extremely sexy, too. She had a thin and =
lean body. She had the body of a super model, standing at 5'11". Her breast=
s were big for her body, a 32C. She had long, flowing dark brown hair, that=
went down to her mid back. Her eyes were grey, sitting very well on her be=
autiful face. Linda could get whatever she wanted with her looks. She had t=
oo much integrity to use her looks to get ahead, though. She was in her pos=
ition on merit alone, even though no one else believed it. "Not much. You'r=
e looking good. I see the gym has been kind to you." She said, with a smile=
.=0A=0A"Uh...Yeah." I said, not wanting to give her any wrong signs. I trie=
d to avoid eye contact...but she is gorgeous. I would attempt to steal glan=
ces at her, and she caught me every time.=0A=0A"You look taller, too. Did y=
ou get taller? Aren't you too old to still be getting taller?" She asked, t=
rying her best to get a conversation going with me.=0A=0A"I don't think gym=
s make people taller." I said.=0A=0AShe laughed. I wasn't trying to be funn=
y, she was flirting. "Well, I know how stressful things get around here. Ev=
eryone needs someway to blow off steam. You go to the gym, and I...well..."=
She fixed her posture a bit, and stuck her chest out slightly. "...have ot=
her things." She put her hand on my shoulder.=0A=0AI paused, and tried not =
to move. There is something more to this. Even being this much bigger shoul=
dn't attract women like this...right? Her touch, even though the shirt, got=
my heart racing. it didn't help that my flaccid penis and testicles were s=
o big in my tight pants, that they already showed, creating what Linda coul=
d've misinterpreted as an erection. Well...misinterpreted for now. "Uh...Li=
nda." I said, putting up my hand with the wedding ring. "I'm married." I sa=
id.=0A=0A"So? That doesn't mean we can't have fun. What is this, some Musli=
m country." She said, and smirked.=0A=0AThat didn't sound much like Linda. =
She was usually very sensitive to other cultures. Especially with the news =
lately, Muslim-jokes were a sensitive topic for her. "I thought you said th=
ey were only that way because of exploitation and..."=0A=0A"Tim, it was a j=
oke." She said, rubbing my shoulder softly. I know I could've ended this by=
just removing her hand. But I didn't.=0A=0AShe was hard to resist. In all =
the time I've known Amanda, I've never met a girl I ever considered more be=
autiful than her. I considered myself lucky that I found no girl more attra=
ctive than Amanda. Except for Linda, who had the face that only corny legen=
ds spoke of. "Linda...please..." I said, trying to keep my eyes on my compu=
ter. She was behind me, to my left, standing over me.=0A=0AShe leaned her h=
ead forward a bit. "Tim, only one time. We've known each other for a long t=
ime. Don't you think it's unfair that we never got to have sex?" She said. =
She leaned forward, and a button popped off her blouse, which landed right =
on my keyboard. This confused me a bit, considering her blouse didn't look =
tight a few moments ago.=0A=0AI glanced back and up at her, and almost gasp=
ed at the sight. Her breasts looked massive. I closed my eyes quickly, and =
looked back at my computer screen. "Linda, please go." I said, feeling my p=
ants grow tighter in my crotch, as my penis slowly began to erect.=0A=0ALin=
da smirked, and rebuttoned her shirt, with the button that was still sittin=
g on my keyboard. I looked back up at her, and her breasts were back to nor=
mal. She slowly left my cubical, trying her best to look sexy as she did so=
while giving a small, sexy sigh. I looked on my desk, where I swore the bu=
tton had flung to, and it wasn't there. My penis, continued it's path to er=
ection. I quickly made my way to the bathroom, ignoring the girls who acted=
like they had something important to tell me.=0A=0AI got to the bathroom, =
and splashed my face with water. I quickly undid my pants, and my penis jum=
ped out. I took a few deep breaths, and my penis stopped getting hard, but =
stayed in a semi-erect state. I took out my phone, and called Amanda.=0A=0A=
"Hello?" She answered.=0A=0A"Amanda, I gotta come home. Every girl here is =
trying to have sex with me, I can't handle this." I said, panicked.=0A=0A"T=
im, calm down, it's okay." She said. Her voice soothed me a bit. "If it's r=
eally that hard to resist, just go ahead."=0A=0A"Go ahead? Are you telling =
me to have sex with these girls?" I said, annoyed.=0A=0A"Tim, you've become=
perfect. Whatever it is about you, I would be a bitch to keep to myself." =
She said.=0A=0A"Amanda, this girl is one of the most beautiful girls I've e=
ver seen. I've resisted her our whole marriage. I can't believe you are tel=
ling me to just have sex with her. I won't." I was pissed. I needed Amanda'=
s help to get through this, and her sudden sexual open mindedness was not s=
omething I wanted to deal with now.=0A=0A"Really? She's been coming onto yo=
u the whole time we've been married?" She asked.=0A=0A"Yes."=0A=0A"That's h=
ilarious. I feel bad for her. Just have sex with her Tim. She earned it." S=
he said. I couldn't tell if she was joking or not.=0A=0A"Amanda..."=0A=0A"T=
im. I'm busy. Unless this is an actual emergency, I'm going to hang up. I h=
ave to finish this paper. If you want to have sex with her, go ahead. Hones=
tly, I don't care. I want her to know what I get every night. So just relax=
, and do whatever you want. Bye." She said happily, and hung up.=0A=0AI was=
really annoyed at this point. I put my phone back in my pocket, and did my=
best to stuff my semi back into my pants. It wouldn't go in pointed down c=
omfortably, and if I pointed it upward, it would just come out of my pants.=
I pointed it sideways, and it wrapped around my leg to the side. I stepped=
back and looked in the mirror. It was extremely obvious that it was my pen=
is reaching sideways. I took a deep breath, having no other choice but to g=
et back to work. I opened the door, and there Linda was. She looked more cu=
rvy. Her hips were widen, her breasts were larger, She was taller. Her stom=
ach was exposed, her blouse unable to be tucked in because of her sudden bu=
rst in size. My heart was racing, as I tried to rationalize this.
