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Re: The Cidr Report
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (HUGE NOG)
Fri Jul 13 13:43:27 2012
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:42:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: HUGE NOG <hugenog@rocketmail.com>
To: HUGE NOG <hugenog@rocketmail.com>, "nanog@nanog.org" <nanog@nanog.org>
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=0A=0A=0A=0AIt was 3 weeks after I passed the 10 inch mark. Our sex life wa=
s better than ever, even though I thought it would be the opposite. Amanda =
wanted sex several times a day. I never knew I was holding her back these y=
ears we were together. The fact that I have gained so much sexual power and=
stamina allows her to express her sexuality whenever she wanted it, and it=
was often.=0A=0ALuckily, this growth spurt happened after I got my job. It=
was a real good job, laid back. I could mostly work from home if I wanted,=
but I needed to establish myself, and went into the office often. Most imp=
ortantly, I had great insurance, and was going to my first doctor's appoint=
ment today.=0A=0AI woke up to Amanda slowly rubbing her finger up and down =
my chest. "Morning, Mister Giant." She said, with a smile. Her subtle smirk=
that meant she wanted to have sex.=0A=0A"Hi." I said, groggily. "I glanced=
around the room for a second, then back at Amanda. "Sorry about the mornin=
g wood." I joked.=0A=0A"Ha, it just means you are ready." She said. I glanc=
ed down, and saw the penis head sticking way out of the waist band of my bo=
xers. "Look, it's past your bellybutton." She said, poking my penis head.=
=0A=0AI sighed, frustrated. "I hate this."=0A=0A"Come on baby, you'll learn=
to like it. I did, right?" She said.=0A=0A"I'm past 11 inches..." I said, =
annoyed.=0A=0A"You could always do porn. I don't mind." She said, with a cu=
te smile. I laughed a bit, and she looked disappointed for a second. "I rea=
lly want to go at it...who could say they took an 11 incher? But I got clas=
s." She said, with a kiss, and hoped out of bed. Amanda was working at her =
Masters degree. "Are you gonna be home when I get back?"=0A=0A"Yeah, my doc=
tor's appointment shouldn't take that long." I said, sitting up, watching h=
er naked body strut to the bathroom. She knew she was turning me on. For a =
split second, she glanced at me just as she entered the bathroom, her smirk=
never leaving her face. She wanted to have sex so badly, and I felt bad fo=
r her. I just wanted to give her what she wanted. Luckily, she was more res=
ponsible than me, and knew when to say no.=0A=0A"You know," She called out =
from the bathroom. "I know it's been almost like, a month since the inciden=
t." She was referring to her friends, Rachel and Hannah, walking in on us h=
aving sex. "Rachel and Hannah have never stopped talking about how lucky I =
am."=0A=0A"Why's that?" I asked.=0A=0A"They seriously think you are the hot=
test guy ever." She explained. "Even before the growth, they always said yo=
u were attractive. But after seeing how big you are, they have been disappo=
inted with every guy since."=0A=0A"Okay." I said, not sure what to say. I h=
eard Amanda giggle a bit to my apathetic response. "Why do you bring this u=
p?"=0A=0A"Oh, no reason." She said.=0A=0AI finally met my new doctor, and w=
as a bit shocked. She looked like she was younger than me, but the degrees =
around her office proved that she was a professional. She was amazingly sex=
y. She wore her doctor's coat, but that did little to hide her massive brea=
sts, easily more than double my wife's size. Her doctor's coat was open in =
the front, and her clothes were professional underneath, but her extremely =
wide hips and tiny waist were still clearly visible. She was easily 6'4", w=
ith short red red hair, and beautiful facial features. She could've easily =
become successful with just her looks alone, but her awards were too plenti=
ful to be based solely on her appearance. Talk around the office was that s=
he was an amazingly sexy Amazon, but too cold and professional to ever let =
anything happen.=0A=0A"You say only 5 months ago you were 6'2"?" She asked.=
=0A=0A"Yes a bit less than 5 months ago, and 180 lbs." I explained. "Now I'=
m passing 290 lbs, and..."=0A=0A"Yes, 6'7", I was there. I have to admit, i=
t's funny that my nurse was unable to measure your height without my help."=
She said, and smiled.=0A=0A"Yeah...well, I'm 25, there is no reason I shou=
ld be growing this fast..." I said.=0A=0A"This quick of a growth spurt isn'=
t even common for young adults going through puberty." She said. "But I sti=
ll need to complete this physical to send back to your offices."=0A=0A"I wo=
uld prefer we didn't." I explained. "I'm...well. The growth spurt has impac=
ted my...uh...genitals intensely as well." I said.=0A=0A"Well, I think that=
just justifies that I should examine you more." She said, coldly.=0A=0A"Um=
...I mean...I've been getting weird reactions from women lately..." I said.=
=0A=0A"Sir, I am a professional." She said, almost offended. "Now please."=
=0A=0AI sighed, and took off my pants. I expected a look of surprise, but s=
he made more a look of confusion.=0A=0A"I apologize, I've just never seen s=
uch large testicles." She said. "Don't be surprised, I have to examine your=
testicles to see if this is a liquid build up or cancerous material." She =
explained, and she moved my 5 inch flaccid penis out of the way, and with h=
er hands in gloves, she cupped my testicles. She slowly rubbed her hangs ar=
ound my testicles, feeling for cancer or any other irregularities. "This is=
genuinely shocking. I didn't think human testicles were able to get this l=
arge." She explained, each the size of a jumbo egg.=0A=0A"Yeah, they were n=
ever this big, they just keep growing." I said. "And look how big my penis =
is." I said.=0A=0A"This size is normal." She said.=0A=0A"No, because it get=
s much bigger when it's...uh...erect." I said.=0A=0A"If you don't mind, cou=
ld you get erect for me?" She said, again, coldly. She whipped off her glov=
e to write something down, and put on a new one.=0A=0A"I...think that might=
be kinda hard for me to do." I said. "I'm kinda nervous at the moment."=0A=
=0A"This would help." In her cold way, my doctor quickly got down on her kn=
ees, and began tugging at my penis.=0A=0A"Ah...whoa, what are you doing." I=
said.=0A=0A"I know this seems awkward...but I really...must examine you er=
ect." She said. I was confused, as her cold demeanor slowly left her voice.=
Little by little, she tugged and stimulated with her gloves hands. Even th=
ough her shirt was conservative, her breasts were so large, it was hard to =
hide the cleavage. I quickly grew erect. Inch by inch, it kept swelling. "O=
h my..." She said, watching it grow toward her face. Confused, she backed a=
way, but it kept growing toward her. "This is...how big was it before your =
growth spurt?"=0A=0A"I'm not sure...I think around 6 inches." I said, as it=
reached it's full, 11 by 7 erect status. She bites her lower lip, catches =
herself doing so, and quickly stops. Slowly, she moves her hands up and dow=
n my shaft, examining it. "Uh...Doctor?" She ignored me, almost hypnotized =
by my massive member. It started as her squeezing random parts, looking for=
something irregular, but over time, she began to simply stimulate me. "Doc=
tor?" I said. She still didn't respond. It took all the will power in my be=
ing to turn away from her. "Doctor!" I said, louder.=0A=0AShe snapped out o=
f it, and looked up at me. "Oh my God..." She said, and stood up, and faced=
away from me. "Oh my God I'm so sorry I've never acted like this before."=
=0A=0A"It's alright." I said, in a low volume, but annoyed voice. I would g=
ive anything to tear this women apart, but I just kept Amanda's face in my =
mind. I struggled to put on my clothes with my giant erection still up. I m=
anaged to force my erection to the side, almost wrapping around to the side=
of my hip.=0A=0A"I am so sorry sir, I apologize. Oh God I can't believe th=
is." She said. "I understand if you want to switch services. I'm so sorry."=
=0A=0A"Look, is everything okay?" I asked.=0A=0A"Huh? Oh yes, I have found =
nothing cancerous. I will transfer these records to another doctor if you w=
ant to go with someone else. Just get a checkup again in a few weeks, and w=
e will compare the results. Some tests will get taken. Again, I am so sorry=
, I am usually very professional." She said, really quickly.=0A=0AMy erecti=
on still at full force, I said goodbye to the doctor, and left the office. =
On my way out, it was like slow motion, everyone was staring in awe at my g=
iant penis, stretching my pants. I quickly walked to my car, and sat in. My=
erection was painful, restricted by my jeans, which were small as my lower=
body added muscle and mass over the weeks.=0A=0AAs I drove, the pain kept =
building. I undid my pants, and my erection sprang upward, still full and s=
trong. "Dammit." I said, frustrated. This was the first time in my life I w=
ished I had a bigger car, instead of my small efficient one. I just made to=
make sure I kept moving, any car next to me would easily see my giant erec=
tion.=0A=0AI managed to make it to the stoplight right before my home witho=
ut an incident. I did my best to hide my erection, when a truck pulled up n=
ext to me. I was busy trying to hide it to notice, but when I finally looke=
d over, I saw a car full of beautiful sorority girls, at least 3 of them lo=
oking, with the driver attempting to look. "Holy shit that is huge!" The gi=
rl in the passenger seat said.=0A=0A"Hey there!" The one in the backseat sa=
id.=0A=0A"Let me see, how big is it?" One shouted from the backseat.=0A=0A"=
Seriously, this guy is bigger than Brad!" The one in the front said.=0A=0A"=
I wanna see! Is he cute! Invite him over!"=0A=0AOh God, I had to get out of=
here.=0A=0A"Hey, you should come to our sorority house. We'll give that gi=
ant thing the night it deserves!"=0A=0A"Uh...sorry, I'm married." I said, t=
rying to tuck my penis in my shirt, angry that I didn't think of that befor=
e.=0A=0A"Oh...he's really buff too."=0A=0A"He's married though."=0A=0AAt th=
e same time, all the girls said "Aww..."=0A=0AA piece of paper landed on my=
lap. "If you ever leave your wife, call me!" She said. "Or if not...whatev=
er!" The light turned green, and I quickly sped off.=0A=0AI finally made it=
home, and sat on my bed, masturbating furiously. I was going at it for a g=
ood hour, having orgasm after orgasm, and my erection wouldn't subside. Hav=
ing so many beautiful girls hit on me was too much.=A0=0A=0AWhen Amanda fin=
ally got home 4 hours later, I beat the record, giving her 8 orgasms during=
the span of that day.=0A
