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Re: Carrier assistance
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (NIG NOG)
Mon Jul 9 16:15:19 2012
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2012 13:13:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: NIG NOG <nanog195@yahoo.com>
To: Darrell Hyde <DHyde@hosting.com>, NANOG list <nanog@nanog.org>
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=0ADiane spent a few more seconds over by the dresser before turning back =
around, condom in hand and already unwrapped. =0A"Here we go," she grinned,=
slipping the condom over the throbbing mushroom-head of Terry's cock and s=
liding it down. The condom was lubricated inside as well as out, and the lu=
be felt warm on his shaft. He felt a renewed surge of hardness. Diane dropp=
ed her pants and panties and positioned herself above him. She lowered her =
pussy down on top of Terry's beer bottle thick erection. =0AGod, what a mas=
sive clit! It makes Crissy's look small. Thought Terry. Diane's clitoris ha=
d swelled to the size of the end of her thumb, it gleamed wetly as it slid =
down the length of his python. =0AInch by inch, his impossible dick disappe=
ared inside her. Diane grunted. This was almost more than she'd bargained f=
or... Still, nothing she couldn't handle. She took some deep breaths and co=
ntinued to ease herself down until she was sung against his balls. =0ATerry=
could only stare in disbelief. Her pussy was warm and tight. It felt amazi=
ng. His dick tingled with excitement as she began to piston herself up and =
down, rising and falling on his monstrous member. =0ATerry surrendered to t=
he pleasure and grabbed Diane around her ass. She moaned with delight. =0AT=
hat tingling was stronger now. It felt amazing. It felt... familiar. =0AOh =
shit! =0A"Diane, what did you do?" he grunted. She thrust harder. =0A"Hm?" =
she pretended not to hear. =0A"Did you put enlargement cream in the condom?=
" his voice rose, tinged with panic. =0A"Maybe just one pump," she grinned =
mischievously "To make things interesting." =0A"No!" Terry bucked. Diane wh=
ooped with delight. He tried to wrestle her off of him, but she was too hea=
vy. She pressed her boobs into his face, almost smothering him. He continue=
d to thrash, but she gripped him tight and he couldn't escape. =0A"Diane, I=
don't want to get any bigger, I can't!" Terry's cries were muffled by her =
gargantuan melons. =0A"Stop being a bitch!" she laughed, riding him like a =
mechanical bull. =0ATerry tired to pull out. Maybe if he got the condom off=
fast enough, he'd only grow a little... =0ANothing doing. =0ADiane clenche=
d her kegel muscles and his dick was suddenly stuck in a steel trap. He put=
all his strength behind it, but he couldn't get it to budge an inch. How t=
he fuck was she so strong? =0A"Did I ever tell you about the year I spent a=
broad in Thailand?" she grinned "I learned some pussy techniques that would=
make you weep." =0ATerry believed it. If she squeezed his dick any harder,=
he was sure it would pop. =0A"There's no reason we can't both enjoy this. =
I know I am, ahhhhhh!" she squealed as an orgasm surged through her body. =
=0A"Diane, you're crazy!" he bucked again, sending another orgasm boiling t=
hrough Diane's bottomed-out pussy. =0A"Oh geez!" she exclaimed. The first s=
urge of growth pulsed through Terry's cock. There was no stopping it now. S=
he felt it start to thicken and lengthen inside her. She had to lower herse=
lf down some more until once again her swollen clit was flush with his crot=
ch. =0ATerry bucked again and Diane rode the wave. There was nothing he cou=
ld do anymore but finish off as quickly as he could. =0AHe began to thrust.=
Quick, angry bursts, sliding in and out of her faster and faster. Diane mo=
aned with delight. =0A"I've never had a dick this big, never ever ever!" sh=
e yelled "Terry, you're the god of cock, you know that?" =0ATerry wasn't li=
stening. He threw every ounce of energy he had into making himself come as =
quickly as possible. Unfortunately, his engorged dick had other ideas. He h=
ad too much stamina now to be a minuteman. He saw more and more of his shaf=
t protrude from the bottom of Diane's swollen pussy, he could feel her tigh=
ten around him as his girth swelled. Veins at the base throbbed as blood ru=
shed into his rapidly growing member. =0ADiane was in heaven. She didn't ev=
en care that the sex was starting to hurt. It was about time a cock hurt he=
r. She hadn't felt this way since eleventh grade! =0A"More, more, more! Kee=
p growing for me, baby!" she yelled. She came again, the force of orgasm wa=
s like getting hit by a dump truck. =0AHe kept growing. =0AAfter what felt =
like an eternity of shouting and sweating and moaning, Diane's pussy was un=
bearably tight. He thought he would pass out. Finally he came. He felt the =
shock wave of it travel up his cock. Diane felt it, too, like a small explo=
sion inside her. The feeling gave her another orgasm and she was lost again=
in a sea of pleasure. =0A"Get off, get off!" he yelled at her. =0A"Oh, I g=
ot off alright," she mumbled, dazed. =0ATerry finally managed to extricate =
himself, drawing his dick out of her as quickly as he could. No matter how =
much he slid out of her, more seemed to follow. The flared mushroom tip of =
his cock caught at the opening of her pussy and he had to give it a little =
tug to pop it out. =0AThe skin of the condom was streaked with a thin film =
of blood. Terry wasn't surprised. The monster he pulled out of her had to b=
e at least as long and thick as his forearm from the bottom of his elbow to=
the tips of his outstretched fingers. Fifteen inches? Sixteen? He prayed i=
t wasn't that big, but it was. =0AThe reservoir top of the condom dangled f=
rom the end of his dick like a water balloon full of milk. He stripped it o=
ff and tossed it in the trash where it landed with a splat. =0ADiane lay on=
the bed and moaned softly to herself. =0AHe looked down at the huge, throb=
bing monster in front of him. =0AThis is what I get for cheating. He though=
t. =0A=0A =0ATerry sat on the bed and held his head in his hands. His erect=
ion subsided begrudgingly, keeping most of its length even as it softened. =
It settled down with its head between his knees like some enormous, pink sn=
ake. =0A"What the hell am I supposed to do with this?" he demanded. =0ADian=
e stretched and propped herself up onto her elbow to get a better view. =0A=
"A better question is, what =0Awon=E2=80=99t=0Ayou do with that monster?" s=
he grinned. =0A"Are you kidding?" =0A"No, that thing=E2=80=99s awesome. I c=
an=E2=80=99t remember the last time I came so hard." =0A"Yeah well, that=E2=
=80=99s you. Crissy=E2=80=99s never gonna be able to take all this! She cou=
ld barely take me before!" =0A"So... Does this mean you don=E2=80=99t want =
me to hook you guys back up, then?" =0ATerry glared at her. =0A"Hey, don=E2=
=80=99t get mad at me, I don=E2=80=99t know what you want!" she raised her =
hands in a gesture of surrender. =0A"Why shouldn=E2=80=99t I get mad at you=
? Look what you did!" he gestured to his monster member, still throbbing be=
tween his knees. =0A"You=E2=80=99re pretty grouchy for a guy that just got =
laid." =0A"Oh, and how should I be, exactly?" =0A"Um, happy?" =0A"=E2=80=99=
Happy?=E2=80=99 I can never have sex again thanks to you!" =0ADiane laughed=
. =0A"It=E2=80=99s not that hard, just find a girl who=E2=80=99s into vagin=
al fisting," she said. =0A"I don=E2=80=99t want a girl who=E2=80=99s into v=
aginal fisting!" =0A"Or anal, whatever floats your boat..." =0ATerry growle=
d in frustration and stood up off the bed. His still half-hard member swung=
down and flopped back and forth between his thighs as he paced. A small ro=
pe of cum drizzled from the tip. Diane eyed it like a playful cat eyes a da=
ngling string. Her mind was already churning with schemes. =0A"This is ridi=
culous," Terry muttered to himself. His mind raced with the problems brough=
t on by his new cock. How would he fit into his jock? How would he fit into=
his cup? =0AHe wouldn=E2=80=99t be able to make a full assessment of the p=
roblem until he was fully soft. Maybe it wouldn=E2=80=99t be so bad. =0ADia=
ne purred to herself on the bed and teased her fat nipples. =0A"Wanna go ag=
ain?" she asked, feeling a sudden impulse in her ravenous vagina. =0A"No, t=
hanks," Terry huffed. His cock disagreed, and slowly started to lengthen ag=
ain. He pulled his pants back on and stuffed the disobedient beast down the=
leg of his jeans. The bulge ran the entire length of his thigh, terminatin=
g at his knee with a swollen head the size of his fist. =0ADiane laughed ag=
ain. =0A"You look ridiculous," she sniggered. =0A"Thanks." =0A"Seriously, t=
hough. I can=E2=80=99t believe you=E2=80=99re mad at me. Look at that beast=
! My mouth is watering just thinking about it." =0A"Yeah, well, forgive me =
if I don=E2=80=99t care about your opinion." =0ADiane shrugged and got up o=
ff the bed. =0A"Whatever. There=E2=80=99s no point in crying over spilled c=
ream. You=E2=80=99re stuck with a monster cock now. What you choose to do w=
ith it is your problem. I=E2=80=99ll be here to help whenever you decide to=
cheer up." =0A"Just get the fuck out!" Terry snapped. Diane gathered up he=
r clothes and skipped out the door, her colossal tits bouncing with every j=
ump. Terry slammed the door behind her. =0AWhat was he going to do now? =0A=
Diane poked her head back in. =0A"Can I borrow this?" she asked, grabbing t=
he bottle of cream. =0A"Whatever!" Terry threw his pillow at the door and D=
iane vanished, taking the bottle with her. She giggled all the way down the=
stairs.
