[154678] in North American Network Operators' Group
Re: job screening question
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (NIG NOG)
Sat Jul 7 21:32:35 2012
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2012 18:31:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: NIG NOG <nanog195@yahoo.com>
To: Keith Medcalf <kmedcalf@dessus.com>, "nanog@nanog.org" <nanog@nanog.org>
In-Reply-To: <ad5e08042b75c747ba639a48eec27a17@mail.dessus.com>
Reply-To: NIG NOG <nanog195@yahoo.com>
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=0AChris began to=0Awaddle slowly to his room, his huge, full balls hangin=
g heavily=0Abetween his legs. His flaccid anaconda had begun to swell again=
, and=0Athe added weight of his growing member was making it increasingly=
=0Amore difficult to move quickly. After his ungainly shuffle to the=0ATupe=
los, Chris was again faced with the challenge of getting up the=0Astairs. W=
hile he had much more support than last time, and two free=0Ahands, his bal=
lsack was even fuller and heavier, and his rod was=0Aslowly but insistently=
growing. Chris sighed and began the arduous=0Aclimb up the stairs, as othe=
r boys passed him in both directions with=0Aannoyance. Swinging each leg up=
and around a package which easily=0Aweighed twenty five pounds or more was=
hard work. Chris was sweating=0Aby the time he reached the second floor. O=
K,=0Aso maybe I do get the food to go, and bulk up my balls after I get up=
=0Athe stairs. =0AChris shambled down=0Athe hall to his room, his groin gr=
owing heavier and more insistent=0Awith each step. By the time he reached t=
he door, he was leaning=0Aforward with the increasing weight between his le=
gs. He fumbled with=0Athe key until he got the door unlocked, and staggered=
into the room,=0Apushing it closed behind him. =0AGotta get these=0Apants=
off, now!Chris slipped off the suspenders and let his baggy pants drop to =
the=0Aground. He hobbled across the room with the pants around his ankles,=
=0Atowards his bed. He eased off each shoe with the other foot, and the=0Al=
oose pants slipped off as well. Chris winced as he pulled the=0Awaistband o=
f the spandex down over his stiffening cock and swollen=0Aballs. Trying to =
get the spandex off as his python continued to grow=0Awas an exercise in fr=
ustration. Finally, both his full, massive=0Anutsack and his thickening coc=
k were both free. =0AChris hefted his=0Aballs onto the bed and sighed in r=
elief. Whoooo.=0AHeavy.His colossal rod, now resting comfortably between hi=
s nuts, continued=0Ato grow, now quickly swelling free from confinement. Ch=
ris patted it=0Afondly. Oh,=0Ayeah=E2=80=A6Grow big for me.With his meat re=
sting on the bed, Chris had an idea. He stepped=0Acarefully around his bed,=
keeping his huge manhood supported on the=0Amattress. He reached over and =
snagged one of the laundry bags, and,=0Aleaning far forward, slid the bag o=
ver his throbbing cock. Chris slid=0Athe smooth fabric down his huge girth,=
the sensation driving him=0Awild. Then he pulled the drawstring taut at th=
e base of his shaft. Hopefully=0Athis will keep the cleanup to a minimum. =
=0AThen, standing at=0Athe foot of the bed, Chris climbed onto his bed on h=
is knees, sliding=0Ahis hard cock along the bed in front of him. His gigant=
ic sack=0Aflopped against his thighs, and his dick bumped gently across the=
=0Asheets, driving him wild. Chris stopped and reached forward for his=0Api=
llows. He sandwiched his thirty inch monster between his pillows,=0Aresting=
it on one, and squeezing the other pillow firmly across the=0Atop of his s=
haft. A substantial portion of his fuckstick protruded=0Abeyond the pillows=
. Damn!=0AI should have bought two body pillows for this.Chris leaned forwa=
rd, pressing down on the sides of the pillows,=0Aclamping his prick between=
them. Chris began to pump his hips,=0Afucking his pillows. The laundry bag=
was smooth enough to allow his=0Acock to slide back and forth, and the pre=
ssure he exterted was like a=0Afirm grasp all over a foot or more of his di=
ck. Unh!=0AFeels pretty good.Chris began to pump harder, thrusting his hips=
harder and sliding as=0Amuch of his meat between the pillows as he could. =
Unh,=0AUhn. Yeah. This feels goooood.As his pleasure built up towards clima=
x, Chris began thrusting as=0Afast as he could, feeling his huge sack slap =
against his thighs with=0Aeach thrust. =0A=E2=80=9CUnnnnnnh!=E2=80=9D The=
=0Afirst flood of cum surged out of his cock, and Chris could feel its=0Awa=
rm wetness oozing around the head of his dick. Ohhh,=0Ayeah.He continued to=
thrust as his huge organ pumped out more and more=0Ajizz. Each eruption of=
cum gushed out of his massive cock and=0Aspattered into the bag. A dozen o=
r more surges later, Chris=E2=80=99s=0Aorgasm subsided. The laundry bag was=
sloshing with a pint or more of=0AChris=E2=80=99s spunk.The fabric seemed =
to be containing it well, though,=0Aand there was no signs of leaking. =0A=
Chris=E2=80=99s gigantic=0Aprick, however, was still achingly erect and thr=
obbing. His colossal=0Aballs, swinging heavily from his groin, were still b=
loated with an=0Aalmost full load, and he felt no urge to slow down. No soo=
ner than=0Ahis first orgasm had subsided, Chris resumed thrusting his thick=
=0Ashaft between the pillows. The cum-spattered bag was now warm and wet=0A=
and his arousal hadn=E2=80=99t diminished a bit. Chris spread his legs a=0A=
bit wider and exulted in the feeling of his gargantuan nutsack=0Aswaying he=
avily back and forth, gently brushing the covers. His first=0Aflood of cum =
was soon followed by a second, equally enormous series=0Aof ejaculations. N=
ow the bag was filled with a quart or more of hot=0Asemen, but Chris didn=
=E2=80=99t feel the slightest bit sated. I=0Amight as well just enjoy mysel=
f until Jen gets here. She wanted to=0Ahelp me get to my biggest, so I shou=
ldn=E2=80=99t be too big when she gets=0Ahere.Without even a pause after hi=
s climax, Chris began thrusting again,=0Alosing himself in the sensations f=
rom his giant cock. He didn=E2=80=99t=0Aeven notice when the door opened, t=
hen closed, behind him. =0AChris had his legs=0Aspread wide apart and was =
furiously fucking the paired pillows with=0Ahis wrapped prick. Between the =
warm, wet fluid in the bag, and the=0Adelicious feeling of his fat balls bo=
uncing first against the=0Apillows, then against his thighs, Chris was comp=
letely oblivious. His=0Aeyes were closed and he was fantasizing about an en=
tire array of=0Aerotic images: =0A=E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =0ASitting=
in his=0Aclass with the two lesbians, wearing a stretchy pair of sweat pan=
ts=0Ainstead of his baggy black pants, and slowly popping a monstrous=0Abon=
er as they stared in rapt fascination. =0ASliding his=0Amassive rod betwee=
n Jen=E2=80=99s breasts, which had somehow swelled to the=0Asize of large b=
eachballs, yet remained round and bouncy. =0ABeing jerked off=0Aby Jen and=
Tasha and Kimber, their eager hands and soft mouths=0Adelighting in his am=
ple cock, the girls laughing as they shared their=0Aprize. =0AStriding int=
o the=0Adorm shower room totally nude with a full erection, as Javier, Kevi=
n,=0Aand the other jocks from the stairwell watched with awe, stroking=0Ahi=
mself to orgasm after orgasm in the shower in front of them. =0ABarbie, to=
tally=0Anude in the snack shop, licking his oversized cock head with gusto=
=0Awhile she spoon-fed him from an endless cup of creamy milkshake. =0ATra=
cy, clad only=0Ain her red Target shirt, astride his huge dick, masturbatin=
g him with=0Aher hands and legs on top of the customer service counter. =
=0AGreg and Terry=0Aand Javier, urging him on, cheering, as he drenched a c=
owed and=0Asubdued James with a limitless supply of thick, sticky jizz. =
=0APersephone,=0Ainsatiable, gorging herself not on food, but on the delici=
ous supply=0Aof cum from his swollen balls, her stomach bulging with the va=
st=0Aquantities she had devoured. =0AJen, wide eyed=0Aand adoring, murmuri=
ng to him as she kissed him, =E2=80=9CGet big for me,=0AChris. Get big. Get=
bigger. Get bigger.=E2=80=9D =0ASeemingly=0Ainexhaustible, Chris jerked h=
imself off to a third massive orgasm,=0Athen a fourth, and a fifth, and fin=
ally, a sixth. With each climax,=0Athe bag grew fuller and fuller as his nu=
ts pumped out a flood of=0Aspunk. Though Chris never noticed, lost in his p=
leasure, at some=0Apoint before his sixth and final ejaculation, the door t=
o the room=0Aopened again and closed behind him. By the time he collapsed,=
=0Aexhausted, onto his bed, the laundry bag was filled with over a=0Agallon=
of his thick, sticky seed, and his fat balls had shrunk in=0Amass to about=
half their maximum weight. Whew!=0AI need a breather! Chris=0Arolled to on=
e side, feeling the heft of his cock and balls pulling=0Aagainst his body a=
s he did so. As he patted them contentedly, his=0Acell phone, on the dresse=
r, rang loudly. =0A=E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =0A Part 63. =0AChris tu=
mbled out of=0Ahis bed, his softening cock flopping against his legs. He st=
ruggled=0Ato hurry over to his phone with his bulky genitals swinging betwe=
en=0Ahis legs. He grabbed the phone and blurted =E2=80=9CHello?=E2=80=9D =
=0A=E2=80=9CHey, sweetie pie!=0AHow is my big boy doing? Have you been a go=
od boy, today?=E2=80=9D It was=0AJen, her voice bubbly and curious. =0A=E2=
=80=9CJen! Hey! I was=0Ajust thinking about you!=E2=80=9D And=0APersephone,=
and Tracy, and Tasha, and Kimber, and Barbie=E2=80=A6 =E2=80=9CWait.=0AHow=
did you get my number? Uh, not that I mind, but=E2=80=A6=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=
=80=9CYou called the=0Apizza place, remember? The system captures all the p=
hone calls to the=0Astore, silly.=E2=80=9D She snorted. =E2=80=9CEither tha=
t or I Googled =E2=80=9Cbiggest=0Acock in the world=E2=80=9D, and there you=
were on Wikipedia. Now, tell me=0Athat you haven=E2=80=99t been pigging ou=
t. I=E2=80=99ve been thinking all day=0Aabout watching you get bigger, and =
what I wanted to do when you were=0Aat your very, very biggest for me.=E2=
=80=9D Jen=E2=80=99s voice was very husky. =0A=E2=80=9CNo! I=E2=80=99m sta=
rving!=0AI can=E2=80=99t wait to eat something. I=E2=80=99m dying to see yo=
u.=E2=80=9D I=E2=80=99ll=0Ajust tactfully omit the last few hours on that. =
I am starving right=0Anow, so that part is all true. =0A=E2=80=9COh, sweet=
ie! I=E2=80=99m=0Adying to see you too. I=E2=80=99m headed back home from s=
chool. I=E2=80=99ll just=0Astop and pick you up, if that=E2=80=99s okay.=E2=
=80=9D Chris indicated his=0Aacquiescence. =E2=80=9CChris, is there any cha=
nce I might get you to wear=0Ayour sweats instead of your baggy pants? Or m=
aybe something a little=0Atighter?=E2=80=9D, Jen asked eagerly. =0AChris w=
as flummoxed.=0AHe wanted to make Jen happy, but he was really not looking =
forward to=0Ashowing off his oversized prick on campus. =E2=80=9CUh, I don=
=E2=80=99t really=0Ahave anything else that fits, Jen. I can wear some of m=
y spandex=0Aleggings under the pants for you. Those are really, really tigh=
t.=0AWould that be OK?=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CSweetie, I know=0Ayou are self=
-conscious about your size, but you should be showing it=0Aoff to the whole=
world, not just little ol=E2=80=99 me. Anyway, it=E2=80=99s not=0Alike I=
=E2=80=99m going to parade you around town just yet. It would just be=0Athe=
two of us at my apartment with my roommates.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CWith Ta=
sha and=0AKimber?=E2=80=9D Chris couldn=E2=80=99t help himself. =E2=80=9CRe=
ally?=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CWell, yeah.=0AI mean, it=E2=80=99s not like I c=
an just bundle you into the apartment and=0Asmuggle food into my bedroom fo=
r you. Tasha and Kimber live there,=0Atoo. They=E2=80=99re gonna want to ac=
tually meetyou eventually. I might be able to get away with dragging a boy =
into=0Athe boudoir a few times, but having him over for dinner?=0AIntroduct=
ions are in order, sweetie pie.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9COh, yeah. I guess=0At=
hat makes sense.=E2=80=9D Despite his earlier fantasies, Chris was now=0Aex=
periencing a bit of anxiety about being revealed to Jen=E2=80=99s=0Aroommat=
es. =E2=80=9CIt=E2=80=99s just that I=E2=80=A6don=E2=80=99t have a second p=
air of=0Asweat pants. I usually wear those baggy black ones.=E2=80=9D =0A=
=E2=80=9CChris, sweetie,=0Athree things. First, those aren=E2=80=99t your s=
weat pants. You might have=0Agone to Belmont High, but you weren=E2=80=99t =
on the lacrosse team.=E2=80=9D Oh,=0Aright. Team name on the leg,=0AChris n=
oted as he looked at the sweatpants strewn on the floor. Glad=0AI=E2=80=99m=
dating Nancy Drew.=0AJen continued, =E2=80=9CSecond, I said I wanted to se=
eyou get to your biggest. I can=E2=80=99t watch those gorgeous balls get al=
l=0Afat and firm if you=E2=80=99re hiding them in your pants. Mmmm, I=E2=80=
=99ve been=0Athinking about that alllll day.=E2=80=9D =0AMe too! thought=
=0AChris. However, he asked, =E2=80=9CWhat was the third thing?=E2=80=9D =
=0AJen stammered for a=0Asecond, seemingly interrupted in her train of thou=
ght. =E2=80=9CUh, er, oh,=0Athe third thing is I=E2=80=99m not having my ro=
omies think I=E2=80=99m dating a=0AGoth. You have to look normal for them.=
=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CJen, if I=0Acan stay soft around you, I=E2=80=99ve g=
ot a nineteen inch long dick, and=0Ayou want to feed me until my balls get =
back to ten pounds apiece. I=E2=80=99m=0Anot going to look normal.=E2=80=9D=
=0A=E2=80=9CSweetie, I said youhad to look normal. Your wiener can be its=
usual, jaw-dropping,=0Aeye-popping, mouth-watering self. Now, let=E2=80=99=
s compromise: you put on=0Ayour Goth camouflage, and grab a pair of sweats =
from your roomie. You=0Acan come over to the apartment in steath mode, but =
once you=E2=80=99re over=0Ahere, I want your package on display. The girls =
will flip out.=E2=80=9D=0AJen=E2=80=99s voice sounded like she would brook =
no argument. =0A=E2=80=9COkay. That=E2=80=99s=0Afair.=E2=80=9D I=E2=80=99m=
=0Anot about to say no to a girl who is not only crazy about my big=0Acock,=
but who wants to help keep my balls nice and full. Especially=0Anot when s=
he looks like Jen.=E2=80=9CWhen will you be here?=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CSwe=
etie pie, if=0Ait wasn=E2=80=99t stupid to talk on the cell and drive, I=E2=
=80=99d already be=0Athere. I=E2=80=99m sitting in my car on my campus righ=
t now. It will be=0Alike, ten minutes, tops. Will you meet me outside, or s=
hould I come=0Ain and help you lug that monster down the stairs?=E2=80=9D =
=0ATen minutes?=0AFuck! I=E2=80=99m naked and I=E2=80=99ve got a laundry ba=
g with a gallon of cum=0Ain it to get rid of. Crap! Do I have some homework=
to do?=E2=80=9CTen minutes should be fine, Jen. I=E2=80=99ll be waiting. I=
can=E2=80=99t wait=0Ato see you.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CThere=E2=80=99s a l=
otof stuff I can=E2=80=99t wait for, sweetie. See you soon!=E2=80=9D Jen hu=
ng up=0Athe phone. Chris sprung into action, as best he could with a massiv=
e=0Alimp penis and two huge balls swinging between his legs. He grabbed=0At=
he bag and carried it over to the sink in the room. OK,=0Athis is more than=
a gallon.He turned on the hot water fairly high, and started to pour the=
=0Asticky, gloppy mass of jizz down the drain. He thought that he was=0Aabo=
ut to clog the sink several times, but finally the entire load of=0Acum had=
drained away. Chris turned the bag inside out and scrubbed=0Athe semen off=
the fabric, then hung it on the towel rack to dry. He=0Alooked at the cloc=
k and panicked. Shit!=0ADo I have time to stuff myself into some spandex? H=
e=0Awaddled across the floor, his huge package slapping against his legs=0A=
with each step. Chris grabbed the spandex he had worn earlier and=0Abegan m=
aneuvering himself back into the garment. At=0Aleast this one is stretched =
out a bit. Not quite as hard to get into=0Athe second time.Once his manhood=
was restrained by the spandex, Chris pulled on a=0Ashirt, then stepped int=
o his baggy black pants, and hooked the=0Asuspenders over his shoulders. He=
put back on his shoes, and started=0Afor the door. =0AWait a minute!=0ADa=
mn!Chris opened Greg=E2=80=99s dresser guiltily and grabbed another pair of=
=0Ahis roommate=E2=80=99s sweat pants. He then grabbed his laptop too. I=E2=
=80=99m=0Anot sure if I=E2=80=99ll actually get any time to work on homewor=
k, but=0Ait=E2=80=99s the thought that counts. Speaking of thoughts=E2=80=
=A6Chris=0Agrabbed another of the laundry bags, too. Chris stepped out of t=
he=0Aroom and immediately almost ran into Javier. =0A=E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =
=E2=80=A2 =0A Part 64. =0A=E2=80=9CHey, man! How=E2=80=99s=0Ait hanging?=
=E2=80=9D Javier greeted him exuberantly, grabbing Chris=E2=80=99s=0Afree h=
and in a shake while clasping his shoulder with his own free=0Aarm. Javier =
was wearing a tight white T-shirt which showcased his=0Amuscles through the=
thin material, and a pair of skin-tight jeans=0Awhose button fly was strai=
ned over his prominent bulge. =E2=80=9CI haven=E2=80=99t=0Aseen you around.=
I=E2=80=99ve seen bothyour roomates, though, man. That shit=E2=80=99s roug=
h.=E2=80=9D He adjusted his=0Apackage unselfconsciously. =E2=80=9CI thought=
I could satisfy the ladies,=0Abut that Terry? Damn! Greg could catch some =
tail too, if he was=0Ainterested. Am I right?=E2=80=9D Javier playfully pun=
ched Chris in the arm.=0A=E2=80=9CI thought my roommate had it bad. He only=
has to live with oneguy all the girls are drooling over.=E2=80=9D Javier p=
aused at Chris=E2=80=99s=0Aexpression. =E2=80=9CHey, man, I didn=E2=80=99t =
mean nothing by it. I was just=0Akidding. Is Greg here? We were supposed to=
meet up after class.=E2=80=9D =0AChris made a=0Aconscious effort to wipe =
the impatient look from his face. =E2=80=9CSorry,=0AJavier. I don=E2=80=99t=
know where Greg is. I=E2=80=99m not angry. I=E2=80=99m just=0Alate. I=E2=
=80=99m supposed to be meeting my girlfriend.=E2=80=9D Chris blurted=0Athe =
last sentence out without thinking, and Javier=E2=80=99s face broke=0Ainto =
a surprised smile. =0A=E2=80=9CNo shit, man?=0AHell, you work almost as fa=
st as Terry! Lemme get out of your way,=0AChris. I=E2=80=99m sure you=E2=80=
=99d rather be hanging with your girl than=0Astanding around in the hall wi=
th me.=E2=80=9D He patted Chris on the=0Ashoulder as he let him pass. =E2=
=80=9CGo get her, bro.=E2=80=9D =0AChris waddled down=0Athe stairs with hi=
s thick flaccid cock and big balls snugly held by=0Ahis spandex underpants.=
While his nuts were still huge in comparison=0Ato anyone else=E2=80=99s, h=
is recent session had drained them=0Asubstantially, and they didn=E2=80=99t=
sway and bounce nearly as much as=0Athey had going up the stairs. Plus, th=
e anticipation of seeing Jen=0Aagain was lending speed to his step. =0ATha=
t Javier is=0Apretty friendly for a guy I only met once in the showers. He =
seems=0Acool, though. I feel kinda bad for him in a way. I guess he got use=
d=0Ato being =E2=80=9Cbig=E2=80=9D, and then came to school here. It seems =
like word=0Ahas really gotten out about Terry=E2=80=99s size. It=E2=80=99s =
too bad he doesn=E2=80=99t=0Ahave any more cream. It would be cool to help =
Javier get up to about=0ATerry=E2=80=99s size, so he didn=E2=80=99t have to=
feel self-conscious about it.=0ANot my size though. I wanna be the biggest=
around. I don=E2=80=99t want=0Aanybody even getting closeto my size. Proba=
bly for the best that I used up all the cream. =0AChris stepped=0Aoutside =
and saw Jen getting out of her car at the curb. =E2=80=9CJen! Hey,=0AJen!=
=E2=80=9D He waved at her and she waved back. =E2=80=9CI=E2=80=99m coming!=
=E2=80=9D Chris=0Astarted to run, then quickly caught himself. No=0Amore ru=
nning with this monster.He settled for quickening his pace down the sidewal=
k towards her. As=0Ahe did, she walked around the side of her car and waite=
d for him.=0AWhen Chris drew near, she spread her arms eagerly. =0A=E2=80=
=9CHey, sweetie!=0AWhat took you so long?=E2=80=9D Jen wrapped her arms aro=
und his neck and=0Apulled him to her in a kiss. Chris responded by grabbing=
her around=0Athe waist, almost dropping his laptop in the process. Their m=
ouths=0Aopened and her kiss grew into a protracted affair, their tongues=0A=
lapping together. Jens=E2=80=99 arms released their hold on his neck, and=
=0Amoved down to wrap around his waist, then his butt. Her arms pulled=0Ahi=
m tight against her, and Jen ground her pelvis against his massive=0Acock a=
nd balls. =E2=80=9COoooh, I missed this sooo much,=E2=80=9D she gasped out=
=0Aafter their lip lock. =0AChris could feel=0Ahimself already start to ha=
rden. =E2=80=9CI thought we were going to watch=0Ame get bigger at your pla=
ce.=E2=80=9D=0AHis hands, contradicting his words, sought out her firm, cur=
vy butt=0Aand pulled her tight against his groin. Jen=E2=80=99s moist mouth=
sought=0Aout his for another long kiss, exploring his mouth with her tongu=
e.=0AShe finally pulled out of the kiss and breathed softly into his ear,=
=0Aflicking his earlobe with her hot, pink tongue. =0A=E2=80=9CWe are. I w=
as=0Ajust saying hello.=E2=80=9D She continued to grind her pelvis against=
=0AChris, his anaconda starting to strain against the spandex as it=0Aswell=
ed. She abruptly pushed him back firmly, though not rudely.=0AChris=E2=80=
=99s slightly hard rod pressed against the baggy pants, his=0Asemi-erection=
quite visible. =E2=80=9CI just wanted to point out that if I wantedto para=
de you around, it would be pretty easy to do, no matter what=0Adisguise you=
wore.=E2=80=9D She smiled sweetly at him and batted her=0Alashes. =E2=80=
=9CNow, would you like to show that boner off to all the=0Aboys, or get in =
the car?=E2=80=9D =0AShe=E2=80=99s got me=0Athere.Chris put his laptop, sw=
eats, and bag in the back seat, then=0Astruggled to get seated in the front=
. His huge rod, though not=0Aanywhere near maximum size, was preventing him=
from getting a=0Acomfortable position. Jen giggled at his predicament, the=
n helped him=0Aslide the seat back to where he could, at least, sit down wi=
thout=0Adiscomfort. =E2=80=9CGive me a little more time and we=E2=80=99d ha=
ve to tie your=0Amonster down to the roof like a Christmas tree, Chris.=E2=
=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CNot really. I=E2=80=99d=0Ajust get in the back seat and=
let it ride up here with you,=E2=80=9D he=0Areplied, laughing. This time, =
Jen drove back to her apartment at a=0Amore sensible speed. They pulled in =
to a parking spot, and Jen helped=0AChris get his stuff out of the back sea=
t, along with her own=0Amessenger bag. She looked at the laundry bag and ga=
ve Chris a=0Aquestioning glance. =0A=E2=80=9CTo avoid soaking=0Ayour sheet=
s like last night,=E2=80=9D he explained. =0A=E2=80=9COh, good. I was=0Ath=
inking that you were sorely mistaken if you were hoping to get me=0Ato do y=
our laundry. You didn=E2=80=99t bring it; and it=E2=80=99s not happening=0A=
anyway.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CNo, nothing like=0Athat. I=E2=80=99m thinking=
that I probably need to help youwith laundry tonight, considering what hap=
pened last night. Now, how=0Aam I going to get up to the room?=E2=80=9D Chr=
is pointed at his erection,=0Awhich, although nowhere near its full size, w=
as pressing visibly=0Aagainst the baggy black pants, creating a large tent =
in the fabric. =0A=E2=80=9CEasy-peasey,=0Asweetie pie. We just cuddle on t=
he way up.=E2=80=9D Jen fitted action to=0Awords, and pressed her pert butt=
against his shaft, wrapping his arms=0Aaround her. Chris could feel his mo=
nster stirring again, growing and=0Astraining against the spandex confineme=
nt. =0A=E2=80=9CUh, Jen? I don=E2=80=99t=0Aknow how long that=E2=80=99s go=
nna work. You feel a little too good for me=0Ato stay calm.=E2=80=9D Plus,=
=0Aif this spandex gets much tighter, my eyes are going to start bugging=0A=
out. =0A=E2=80=9CWell, then, we=E2=80=99d=0Abetter just hurry.=E2=80=9D Je=
n=E2=80=99s curvy ass bounced against his rod all=0Athe way into the elevat=
or. Chris groaned in discomfort once they were=0Athere, leaning back agains=
t the wall and trying to adjust his pants=0Ato give him just a little more =
room. His fat python was at least=0Atwenty four inches long now and had gro=
wn well past his right knee.=0AThe thick shaft was clearly outlined, even i=
n the previously baggy=0Apants. =0A=E2=80=9CWhat are we going=0Ato do abou=
t Tasha and Kimber? I don=E2=80=99t want to have dinner with them=0Aat full=
mast.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CAw, I was hoping=0Ato use it as a sideboard fo=
r the buffet.=E2=80=9D She patted his penis=0Afondly. =E2=80=9CYou hustle i=
nto my room as soon as we get in. I=E2=80=99ll run=0Ainterference. I=E2=80=
=99ll have to start dinner; it=E2=80=99s my night to cook.=0AWhile I=E2=80=
=99m doing that, you can let off some pressure in the bedroom,=0Aokay? When=
you get yourself back down to a size appropriate for=0Apolite company, put=
on your sweats and come out. I=E2=80=99ll tell Tasha=0Aand Kimber you had =
some homework you had to knock out first.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CUh, Jen, if=
I=0Ajerk off more, I=E2=80=99m gonna be even hungrier. I don=E2=80=99t kno=
w if you=0Areally realize how much I need to eat to keep myself stoked. It=
=E2=80=99s=0Anot normal.=E2=80=9D Chris=E2=80=99s stomach rumbled, remindin=
g him. The elevator=0Adoors opened and Jen jumped in front of him again, ma=
shing her butt=0Ainto his groin. He sighed with pleasure and wrapped his ar=
ms around=0Aher waist. =0A=E2=80=9CSweetie, I=E2=80=99ve=0Adelivered pizza=
for you before. I=E2=80=99ve got gobs of pasta and bread,=0Aplus plenty of=
side dishes, and desert. There=E2=80=99s a load of snacks in=0Athe cupboar=
d, plus we just bought ice cream last night. If all fails,=0AI can always o=
rder more pizza. Trust me, those big balls of yours are=0Agonna be as full =
as I can possibly get them.=E2=80=9D She opened her door=0Aand pushed Chris=
towards her bedroom as she hopped into the living=0Aroom in front of Tasha=
and Kimber, dropping her messenger bag and=0AChris=E2=80=99s bundle. =E2=
=80=9CWe=E2=80=99re here! Lemme get dinner started. I hope=0Ayou guys like =
baked spaghetti!=E2=80=9D =0AChris waddled down=0Athe hall, his growing ro=
d preventing him from bending his right leg.=0AHe heard the girls behind hi=
m as he stepped into Jen=E2=80=99s room. =0A=E2=80=9CWhere=E2=80=99s Chris=
=0Agoing?=E2=80=9D asked Tasha. =0A=E2=80=9CYeah, what=E2=80=99s=0Ahis rus=
h? He didn=E2=80=99t even say =E2=80=98Hi=E2=80=99,=E2=80=9D Kimber complai=
ned. =0A=E2=80=9CHe has some=0Ahomework he has to jump right on,=E2=80=9D =
Jen explained. =E2=80=9CIt has to be=0Asubmitted tonight, so he needed to g=
et it taken care of immediately.=0AHe=E2=80=99s gonna tackle it with both h=
ands, and then he will be able to=0Arelax and have dinner with us.=E2=80=9D=
=0AChris shut the door=0Abehind him, cutting off their voices. He kicked =
off his shoes and=0Anearly tore off his pants, desperate to get the too-snu=
g spandex off=0Ahis protesting prick. He finally was able to shuck off the =
spandex=0Aand his dick sprung up enthusiastically, rapidly ballooning to it=
s=0Afull colossal size now that it was free of the fabric prison. Chris=0Aw=
alked across the room to Jen=E2=80=99s closet, his monstrous pole bobbing=
=0Awith each step, and grabbed first one, then a couple, of her towels. Ah,=
=0AI=E2=80=99m doing laundry anyway.He seated himself comfortably on her be=
d and, wrapping the towel over=0Ahis cock head, began to stroke himself eag=
erly. Wait=0Aa minute. I=E2=80=99m forgetting something. Chris=0Alaid back =
and reached into Jen=E2=80=99s bedside table, grabbing a bottle=0Aof Astrog=
lide. He opened it and began squirting it liberally all over=0Ahis tremendo=
us shaft. Only=0Athe best for the biggest.Once his entire girth was coated =
with the lube, Chris clasped his=0Acock with both hands and began stroking =
himself even more=0Aenthusiastically. Man!=0AI=E2=80=99m so horny! It=E2=80=
=99s been=E2=80=A6less than half an hour, actually. I=0Aguess I just need i=
t more now. Feels soooo good.He abandoned himself to the pleaure, immersing=
himself in his task.=0AHe didn=E2=80=99t hear the girls talking in the oth=
er room. =0A=E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =E2=80=A2 =0A Part 65. =0AJen was working=
on=0Aher baked spaghetti as she lectured her roommates. =E2=80=9CLook, thi=
s is=0Areally important. Chris is self-conscious about his appearance. He=
=E2=80=99s=0Aat a new school in a new city, and he doesn=E2=80=99t want to =
stand out. I=0Adon=E2=80=99t want you guys making a big deal about it, OK?=
=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CWait? He doesn=E2=80=99t=0Awant to stand out, but he=
dresses like a Goth with those huge baggy=0Apants?=E2=80=9D, objected Kimb=
er. I thought that was the point of Goth=0Awear, to stand out as a Goth. I =
mean, it=E2=80=99s pretty obvious,=0Aespecially =E2=80=98cause he=E2=80=99s=
Asian. I=E2=80=99ve never seen a Goth Asian guy=0Abefore.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=
=80=9CYeah. I never=0Athough I would see you dating a Goth. I though you sa=
id they reminded=0Ayou of Eddie Munster.=E2=80=9D Tasha chimed in, helpfull=
y. =0A=E2=80=9CHe=E2=80=99s nota Goth! He wears those big baggy pants to h=
ide the fact that=0Ahe=E2=80=99s=E2=80=A6He=E2=80=99s=E2=80=A6He is=E2=80=
=A6=E2=80=9D Jen was at a loss as to how to explain=0Athis delicately. =0A=
=E2=80=9CHe=E2=80=99s what?=E2=80=9D,=0Aasked Tasha. =0A=E2=80=9CArrrgh! H=
e has a=0Areally big penis, okay?=E2=80=9D Jen just blurted it out. Both Ki=
mber and=0ATasha perked up immediately. =E2=80=9CHis whole package is gigan=
tic, all=0Aright? It=E2=80=99s like freakishly, unbelievably massive. He we=
ars the=0Abaggy pants to hide the fact that he=E2=80=99s huge.=E2=80=9D=0AS=
he focused on preparing the food and tried to avoid their gaze,=0Ablushing =
furiously. =0A=E2=80=9CI knew it!=E2=80=9D=0ATasha jumped around the kitch=
en. =E2=80=9CI knew you liked guys that were=0Atotally hung! Whenever we we=
re watching porn, you always acted like=0Ayou weren=E2=80=99t staring when =
the really big studs were on screen, but I knewyou were staring at them. So=
, Chris is hung like those guys? Wow! Do=0Ayou think he would let us see it=
?=E2=80=9D =0AKimber grabbed a=0Akitchen towel and snapped it at Tasha=E2=
=80=99s butt. =E2=80=9CWould you shut up?=0AJust because you are fixated on=
pics and videos doesn=E2=80=99t mean that=0Aeveryone is. Anyway, you would=
know that Jen had a thing for=0Awell-endowed guys if you ever listened to =
her talk about Todd.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CWho?=E2=80=9D, asked=0ATasha, ru=
bbing her butt. =0A=E2=80=9CTodd, the guy she=0Adated when she was a senio=
r in high school. Jen complains about what=0Aa spineless creep he was, but =
she dated him all year. She said he was=0A=E2=80=98pretty big=E2=80=99 more=
than once, so she must have been willing to put=0Aup with him for that. Is=
Chris as big as Todd was, Jen?=E2=80=9D =0AJen snorted out=0Aloud. =E2=80=
=9CHa! As if! Chris is over twice as big soft as Todd ever was,=0Ahard!=E2=
=80=9D Am=0AI really that transparent about my size fetish? I thought I hid=
it=0Apretty well. =0A=E2=80=9CHang on, that=0Adoesn=E2=80=99t make sense.=
=E2=80=9D Tasha scrunched up her face, remembering.=0A=E2=80=9CWhen we were=
partying Friday before last, you said that your ex=0Awas almost nine inche=
s. If Chris is twice as big soft,=0Ahe would be eighteen inches long before=
he had a hard on. Did you=0Amean that Chris is twice as big hardas Todd wa=
s soft? No, that doesn=E2=80=99t sound very impressive. I=E2=80=99m=0Aconfu=
sed.=E2=80=9D =0AThere was no way=0Aaround it. Jen bit the bullet. =E2=80=
=9CI meant what I said. Chris is over=0Atwice as big softas Todd was hard. =
He=E2=80=99s nineteen inches.=E2=80=9D =0ABoth Tasha and=0AKimber erupted =
in unison. =E2=80=9CNo freaking way!=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CYou have to be=
=0Akidding. That=E2=80=99s impossible,=E2=80=9D said Kimber, shaking her he=
ad. =0A=E2=80=9CPics or it didn=E2=80=99t=0Ahappen!=E2=80=9D, cried Tasha.=
=0A=E2=80=9CNo! No pics! No=0Aquestions! No staring! =E2=80=9C Jen waved =
the wooden spoon in warning. =E2=80=9CI=0Atold you; he=E2=80=99s really shy=
about this. I don=E2=80=99t want to have to=0Asmuggle him past you guys ea=
ch time we come in. He=E2=80=99s going to come=0Aout here and have dinner a=
nd hang out with us. Nobody=E2=80=99s taking=0Apictures of him, orvideo, Ta=
sha, and nobody=E2=80=99s posting about it on their blog, or=0AFacebook, or=
Twitter. I mean it, Kimber. If you make one tweet about=0Athis, I will nev=
er forgive you.=E2=80=9D She took a deep breath. =E2=80=9CI like=0AChris, a=
nd I want him to feel like he can be himself with me, and not=0Aput on an a=
ct like he has to on campus, okay?=E2=80=9D =0ABoth girls=0Areluctantly no=
dded their acquiescence. Oh,=0Acrap. I forgot to mention the other thing. J=
en turned back to her=0Aroommates. =0A=E2=80=9CThere=E2=80=99s just=0Aone =
other thing.=E2=80=9D =0A=E2=80=9CWhat now?=E2=80=9D=0Acried Kimber. =0A=
=E2=80=9CHe has twothings?!?=E2=80=9D exclaimed Tasha, shortly before Kimbe=
r snapped the towel=0Aat her again. =0A=E2=80=9CChris not only=0Ahas a rea=
lly big penis, but his testicles are really big, too. They=0Aare large norm=
ally, but when he hasn=E2=80=99t =E2=80=98expressed=E2=80=99 himself for=0A=
a while, they get enormous.=0APlease don=E2=80=99t tease him about it, okay=
?=E2=80=9D She looked to her=0Aroommates for their agreement. =0A=0A=0A=0A=
=0A________________________________=0A From: Keith Medcalf <kmedcalf@dessus=
.com>=0ATo: "nanog@nanog.org" <nanog@nanog.org> =0ASent: Saturday, July 7, =
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