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What are you going to do when you lose your job in 6 months
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Homefront Alert)
Tue Jan 3 09:28:36 2017
Date: Tue, 3 Jan 2017 09:07:42 -0500
From: "Homefront Alert" <homefront-alert@newyeareconomy.com>
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http://www.newyeareconomy.com/2c3F8T69P4mGcshvVdVKyxdhVtFMuKmji0hvV0ONWee3/circulated-titters
Fox News: January, 3rd 2017
News Health Politics Travel World
BREAKING NEWS: Mark Cuban WARNS Millions of Americans May Lose Their Jobs! =
(http://www.newyeareconomy.com/Haddad-waltzing/8288Nz69AYSX5HcWhvVdVKyxdhVtFMuKmji0hvV0ONW3e1
Mark Cuban: Election is Over... But the PAIN is just Beginning
http://www.newyeareconomy.com/2c3F8T69P4mGcshvVdVKyxdhVtFMuKmji0hvV0ONWee3/circulated-titters
Read Full Article (http://www.newyeareconomy.com/Haddad-waltzing/8288Nz69AYSX5HcWhvVdVKyxdhVtFMuKmji0hvV0ONW3e1
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Hello, My name is Dumbass McGee. I was reading the Huffington's Post today =
and was completely surprised by this article which said Vitaminwater is not=
healthy, even though the name of the product has "Vitamin" in it! Help? I =
was just sitting down to my morning health food breakfast of low-tar cigare=
ttes and twelve 100-calorie packs of Oreos when I read John Robbins' very p=
opular article in the Hufflepuff Post about "The Dark Side of Vitaminwater.=
" Wha=C3=A2=E2=82=AC=E2=80=9Dhuh? I stared at the five-gallon jug which I f=
ill with life-extending (I THOUGHT) Vitaminwater. Every day for the last tw=
o years I feasted from that very jug via five curly straws until my skin sw=
elled, grew soft and nearly burst with the stuff. I had the vague feeling t=
hat my life was about to be changed forever. So I put my recliner into its =
"thinking angle." This was going to take all of the reasoning skills which =
had so impressed the members of my Community College pottery class before I=
got kicked out for throwing clay. The
name of the product is "Vitaminwater". "Vitamin" + "water." Vitamins are he=
althy. That's just scientific fact, like Intelligent Design and atoms. And =
water is probably the most healthy thing there is besides snorting line aft=
er line of crushed-up Airborne. So=C3=A2=E2=82=AC=C2=A6 how could vitamins =
plus water be unhealthy? Well, here's how: There are other things besides v=
itamins and water in it. It's OK if you just passed out from shock. That ha=
ppens to me a lot, especially after finishing one of my Vitaminwater jugs. =
This is what John Robbins, Esq., PhD., M.D. says in his Mat Hoffman Post ar=
ticle: the product is basically sugar-water, to which about a penny's worth=
of synthetic vitamins have been added. And the amount of sugar is not triv=
ial. A bottle of vitaminwater contains 33 grams of sugar, making it more ak=
in to a soft drink than to a healthy beverage. When I read that, I almost t=
hought about checking the nutrition labels on the empty Vitaminwater bottle=
s in my apartment to see if this
was true, but I didn't want to risk toppling the scale model of Versailles =
I'd constructed of them. How had I missed this "dark side" of Vitaminwater =
for so long? And then it hit me: Advertising. "LeBron!" I screamed at my Le=
Bron James cutout. "I trusted you! Why didn't you appear in your ads as a f=
at, tired man with rotting teeth, a bad heart and a wife who hates your gut=
s, which is what Vitaminwater will really do to you?" Then my heart got tir=
ed and I took a nap. Then I woke up from the nap and yelled more at LeBron =
James. Then my lungs started burning from yelling so much. Then my helper w=
oke me up for dinner, and I realized I was in a special home for stupid peo=
ple.
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t healthy, even though the name of the product has "Vitamin" in i=
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ch I fill with life-extending (I THOUGHT) Vitaminwater. Every day for the l=
ast two years I feasted from that very jug via five curly straws until my s=
kin swelled, grew soft and nearly burst with the stuff. I had the vague fee=
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article: the product is basically sugar-water, to which about a penny's wo=
rth of synthetic vitamins have been added. And the amount of sugar is not t=
rivial. A bottle of vitaminwater contains 33 grams of sugar, making it more=
akin to a soft drink than to a healthy beverage. When I read that, I almos=
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tles in my apartment to see if this was true, but I didn't want to risk top=
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